As I begin writing tonight’s column, the Dodgers are currently battling the Cubs in the 5th inning at Wrigley in game #4. Dodgers are down 2-1 but that means nothing. Actually, it does mean something. It means I’m not going to start writing my Survivor recap ‘til later. I’ll be back…

9:17pm The Dodgers just lost. F******ck….

9:18pm Alright, my pretties, it’s time to crack open another coconut of Survivor, and to be perfectly honest, I’m not sure how long tonight’s recap will be because:

A) I heard something crazy may be going down at Tribal, and B) I’m drunk on Barefoot Chardonnay (“Barefoot Chardonnay, it’s how men want their women when drinking in the kitchen…”)

So, let’s rock this episode and hope it does more for us than the Dodgers did tonight. Thankfully, Kershaw is pitching tomorrow, so I trust we’re going back to the World Series. No offense, Cubs fans, you had your moment, once every 108 years, right?

Previously on…Survivor!

-at Heroes, Chrissy’s teeth and Ben are still super white… -Ashley and … Continue reading →

To celebrate the Dodgers making it to the NLCS, how about a little baseball reference to start things off…?

You think Neegan and Lucille would like to take a swing at Ben Affleck right now?

Ooooh, you been Ginsburged!

Yes, things are not good in the world. Maybe it’s just me but doesn’t it seem like everything is just sh*tty nowadays?

Hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, protests, racism, unpatriotism (is that a word?), gender inequality, mass murder, gun control, Russia, partisan bickering, in-party bickering, the US soccer team, and now…Harveygate. There’s definitely something in the water with this administration. And yes, I can say that because none of these things happened when Obama was president…

(that’s a joke, in case you’re Republican)

Enough politics, let’s talk Hollywood for a second, because that’s an industry near and dear to my heart. Not only because I worked in it for 25 years, but because I lived it, breathed it, and can attest there are some creepy motherfu*kers still in it. Harvey is just the “tip” of the iceberg – … Continue reading →

“…if you feel like letting go, If you think you’ve had too much, Of this life… Well, hang on…”

What an incredibly awful week it’s been. I’m not gonna go deep into what happened in Las Vegas, we’ve already been exposed to way too much as it is. But what I am willing to discuss, is that these events have become far too common, and for some reason, our leaders seem to be unable to do the right thing. I’ll give you My Two Cents at the end of the column, let’s change the subject, shall we?

And then Tom Petty dies. Yup, another one of our icons has departed and it’s heartbreaking (see what I did there?) to know friends of mine saw him perform last week, and now he’s gone. What a sh*tty week it’s been.

On Monday afternoon, I was sitting in LA traffic, cranking the oldies station I listen to. And I finally realized the one trait I’m looking for in a woman is that she “keeps her motor clean,” (thanks … Continue reading →