It’s Battle Royale, kiddies, and if you haven’t seen the 2000 Japanese cult classic, pause Survivor right now and go check it out. And from last week’s tease, tonight’s episode looks to be a cult classic of its own as all hell is breaking lose underneath the tribal flag. Can’t wait to see how Cole explains his actions tonight.

We know he’s pissed because he has to play with “Little Cole” by himself now that Jessica is gone, and no one wants to touch themselves when they’re this filthy. On second thought, maybe Fairplay would…

Okay, who’s anxious to get straight to Survivor? I know I am because I’m surprisingly sober.

What? Fish? You…?

Yeah, it turns out Fish made a catastrophic mistake and purchased a bottle of – get this – Whipped Cream flavored vodka. F**k you, Pinnacle…! Yes, it’s my fault because I failed to look at the bottle when I grabbed it off the bottom shelf, but what the hell what it doing where the normal Pinnacle usually is?

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November 17th, 2017 | No Comments | Posted in Survivor 35 - H vs. H vs H


Episode 7! We’re over the midseason hump. And let’s see if that word applies to two of our favorite castaways… Methinks we’ll be seeing a little more of someone’s backside tonight, and I hope it’s not J.P.

So, it’s been another eventful week here in the good ole U. S. of A(rms). Oops, I promised I wouldn’t be political anymore… Screw that, the bartender arrived early, and while I could drop another rant about gun control right now, I think I’ll let Steve Kerr say it best. Seek out that interview if you wanna hear the most common-sense view about guns in America. I’m not kidding, it’s perfect. And, BTW, I’d post the link, but it’d probably hyperlink to a picture of Kerr’s butt, and we don’t wanna upset anyone with unwanted nudity, right…?

And he’s a sports guy! What’s he talking about guns for? The same reason I have, because people have opinions, and sometimes they make sense. And we don’t care if you agree with us or not. We’re not voicing our opinions … Continue reading

November 11th, 2017 | 2 Comments | Posted in Survivor 35 - H vs. H vs H


A howdy doo to all of you and we obviously have a few things to discuss. First off, let me just state the obvious…the Dodgers were outclassed, outplayed, outcoached, and outperformed. There’s no other way to put it. And what makes it even worse is this whole city expected to win. It was in the bag. That’s the thing I’ve always noticed about L.A., we just expect things to go our way.

-maybe if Dave Roberts thought about “the feel” of the game instead of Sabermetrics? -maybe if Cody Bellinger realized you need to change things up when you hit a skid? -maybe if someone listened to Steve Garvey?

But you know what? The city of Houston had a sh**ty year, so let’s hope their first World Series cheers them up a little bit. Call it…Karmic Payback. And hopefully the Dodgers will learn a thing or two about playing up to the challenge. You need to rise to the occasion in these games, and not just expect Clayton Kershaw to win every game for you…

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November 3rd, 2017 | 2 Comments | Posted in Survivor 35 - H vs. H vs H, Uncategorized