“Guess who’s back, back again… Fish is back, tell a friend… Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back…”

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, your friendly neighborhood Fish is back and ready to recap another season of THE GREATEST SHOW ON TELEVISION. Now, I know some of you may be wondering who the hell I am, so let me give you a little sampling of what I do here on…

I follow in the steps of Reality Steve. I consume a show, throw in some snark, mix in a lot of Survivor history, a few 70s/80s/90s references, a couple boob jokes, and mix it all up with some 90 proof alcohol dependency, and you’ve got your basic Fish recap. I do try to keep it light (still, it’s NSFW, and please pardon my political rants on Twitter this election season) and will definitely keep it R-rated. Leave the kiddies at home, or don’t read my recaps on the way to school. We’re here to have fun, and to see just … Continue reading

September 23rd, 2016 | 7 Comments | Posted in Survivor 33 - Millennials vs Gen X


Apologies for the delay in bringing you this column, but it’s been an interesting week.

We made it.

The finale. The final episode of one of the best seasons ever. I know that’s debatable, but I think most everyone agrees this has been one hell of a ride. Cast your thoughts back to April when we were exposed to this wonderful little idea of bringing some of the most popular Survivor players back for a Second Chance. You got to admit, the show did a great job of promoting the concept, the players, and the belief this would be OUR season. The fans. The people who make it all possible.

Yet, the game is not about us, it’s about them: the players. And while many times we’re recognized for being part of the process, I’m just not sure if the players fully grasp that concept. Maybe I’m wrong, but when Tash argued last week that Abi should go home because “we owe it to the fans to not take a goat with us,” that’s the … Continue reading

December 20th, 2015 | 14 Comments | Posted in Survivor 31 - Second Chance


Super excited to be bringing you tonight’s column for a number of reasons. May I share?

One, it’s Survivor, and I’m always in a good mood on Wednesday nights.

Two, wifey brought home a bottle of Grey Goose for me (and Magic Mike on Blu-Ray for her and locked me out of the bedroom) so I’m free to write the recap…

And three, and most importantly, I think I’m going to the Survivor finale! Shhhh….don’t tell anyone.

I don’t want to jinx it so I’m not going to say any more. As mentioned, I’ve worked in Hollywood for a spell and know how things can go, so I’m not 100% certain I’ll be able to attend. But, considering how I got screwed last season, I definitely think I’m owed a night out…

And of course the wife doesn’t do Survivor, so it looks like I’ve got a “+1” to fill! Hmmm…I wonder if Corinne is free that night…?

That’ll definitely never happen – for more reasons than we have time for here – so I … Continue reading

December 10th, 2015 | 8 Comments | Posted in Survivor 31 - Second Chance