To celebrate the Dodgers making it to the NLCS, how about a little baseball reference to start things off…?

You think Neegan and Lucille would like to take a swing at Ben Affleck right now?

Ooooh, you been Ginsburged!

Yes, things are not good in the world. Maybe it’s just me but doesn’t it seem like everything is just sh*tty nowadays?

Hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, protests, racism, unpatriotism (is that a word?), gender inequality, mass murder, gun control, Russia, partisan bickering, in-party bickering, the US soccer team, and now…Harveygate. There’s definitely something in the water with this administration. And yes, I can say that because none of these things happened when Obama was president…

(that’s a joke, in case you’re Republican)

Enough politics, let’s talk Hollywood for a second, because that’s an industry near and dear to my heart. Not only because I worked in it for 25 years, but because I lived it, breathed it, and can attest there are some creepy motherfu*kers still in it. Harvey is just the “tip” of the iceberg – … Continue reading

October 13th, 2017 | 3 Comments | Posted in Survivor 35 - H vs. H vs H


“…if you feel like letting go, If you think you’ve had too much, Of this life… Well, hang on…”

What an incredibly awful week it’s been. I’m not gonna go deep into what happened in Las Vegas, we’ve already been exposed to way too much as it is. But what I am willing to discuss, is that these events have become far too common, and for some reason, our leaders seem to be unable to do the right thing. I’ll give you My Two Cents at the end of the column, let’s change the subject, shall we?

And then Tom Petty dies. Yup, another one of our icons has departed and it’s heartbreaking (see what I did there?) to know friends of mine saw him perform last week, and now he’s gone. What a sh*tty week it’s been.

On Monday afternoon, I was sitting in LA traffic, cranking the oldies station I listen to. And I finally realized the one trait I’m looking for in a woman is that she “keeps her motor clean,” (thanks … Continue reading

October 5th, 2017 | 5 Comments | Posted in Survivor 35 - H vs. H vs H


“Do you have the time, to listen to me whine, About nothing and everything all at once.

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, it’s “Basket Case” to kick off another season of Survivor, with yours truly, the Fish, playing the role of McMurphy. Yes, I’m still alive, I’m still kicking, and I’m still addicted to the same gosh darn show all of you are…

And vodka.

And how was your off season? Get that yardwork done? Painted the garage? Got that vasectomy? Nice… Hope all your dreams have come true, and hope you had a better summer than I did. Long story, another time…

I am one of those, Melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone No doubt about it…”

I won’t go into details, but let’s just say the night I hung out with Reality Steve at the Mandalay Bay was the last good night I’ve enjoyed. Dude really knows how to host a shindig. The booze, the view, the company, all was top notch. So, there’s no better time than the present to throw it … Continue reading

September 28th, 2017 | 8 Comments | Posted in Survivor 35 - H vs. H vs H