More delusional chatter to start off this wondrous finale episode of the greatest (no sarcasm there) season in Survivor history! This is going to be a 3-hour coronation of the most obvious champion in the history of this great show. But, we will have to sit through crap like Alicia telling us she had to get rid of “one of her powers” by voting out Tarzan. Like she’s some sorceress or something and she had to get rid of her magical healing power or something. This isn’t Once Upon A Time, Alicia, wrong show. For all you who watch that show, as well, don’t worry, that finale wasn’t all that satisfying either. Anyway, Alicia goes on about how she believes she’s here at the end because she’s played “one hell of a game.” Oh, I don’t know so much about that, Alicia. For someone who believes they are playing one hell of a game and that they are running things, you kinda don’t vote out your “pawn” 2 steps before the end when that pawn … Continue reading →

We start off with Tarzan calling the girls stupid for not voting him out and how he has a master plan (of which he’s not going to tell us – seriously, why would you not tell us, Tarzan? You do realize the show is being TAPED and we aren’t on it, right? If you tell the camera, it’s not like we’re going to tell Kim, Chelsea, Alicia, Sabrina, and Christina what you’re wonderful plan is) to make the final 3. But, first, he says his plan is to just make the final 4 now. So, what is it then, Tarzan? Top 3 or top 4? You’re confusing me. Hell, I think you’re confusing yourself here. He goes on to tell Kim that is should be her, Alicia, and Christina in the final 3 and then Tarzan would talk the jury into voting for Kim to win. Alicia walks over, Kim tells her Tarzan’s plan and Tarzan has a look on his face that showed he probably wasn’t pleased about her doing that, but he rolls … Continue reading →

We start off this episode with more delusional women talk. Alicia thinks Christina looks stupid every time she opens her mouth and thinks that it would then be smart to keep her in the game over Sabrina. I guess that’s not too delusional, though. It’s hard to tell anymore, because I think I’m delusional now after watching this show. Oh wait, that’s right, here comes the delusion, Alicia believes she’s in the perfect spot right now, that she’s “at the top,” and that she is controlling everything, oh, and she is the strongest player in the game! Is that all? Did Whitney Houston come visit you in your dreams and do some lines of cocaine with you? That must be the case, because I can’t remember a time where you were ever “at the top” or even somewhat strong in this game, let alone the strongest. Hell, you’re probably not even at the top of your special ed class IQ test scores.

After we go to a much needed commercial break (only 2 minutes … Continue reading →