It’s Thanksgiving weekend and I hope everyone has something to be thankful for. If you’re reading this, that means at least you have internet, and probably cable – or at least a television – so I’m sure all of you have something to celebrate.

Who knows when you’re reading this because not only is it a 2-hour episode, which means it’ll take me longer to write, but it also means I don’t know when it’ll be posted, and then when will it be read…?

All those questions are meaningless right now, because I have to focus on one hell of a big night of Survivor, and just how in the hell will my liver be able to take drinking 2 bottles of wine as I write this? Thank god for spellcheck cuz my liver can’t spell for s**t…

Let’s get right to it (and forgive me if I gloss over some scenes) we have a lot to cover and I still need to buy dessert for tomorrow…

Previously on…Survivor!

-3 idols are floating around, held … Continue reading →

On tonight’s episode of “Gypsys, Tramps, and Thieves” we get to find out what the repercussions are for canoodling on a reality show. Glad you dialed in!

Typically I don’t watch the Ponderosa videos before I write my recaps, because I prefer a fresh, unfettered take on each week’s episode. **Spoiler Alert** This week, however, I really wanted to see what Taylor would do with/to Michelle when he got there, because we all know he’s had blue balls for a while now. And despite her virginal appeal, I think Taylor’s just the kind of bad boy to turn her around. And we all know he likes forbidden fruit…

Most of you already know of my prurient tendencies, so I’m not going to hide it, but since the chances of Spicoli hooking up with Stacy Hamilton were “bookoo” low, I’m not holding my breath.

But I approach each Ponderosa video the same way. There’s the usual…

“I’m so bummed” “How much weight did I lose?” “How will I be received at Ponderosa?” “Let’s eat/have a beer!” … Continue reading →

Howdy, folks, and welcome to this week’s installment of Survivor: Mancave starring…mostly guys from the original 20 castaways. So far this season, we’ve seen mostly women – and non-white women – voted off and leaving the men to fight it out in a Not Suitable For Primetime game of Lightsaber Boner Jousting. Gentlemen, do not cross your streams… I’m sure all the female viewers will be thrilled…

However, let’s not “beat” around the bush anymore, there’s been some other stuff going down in America this week that we should be talking about…BUT…I promised myself I wouldn’t dive down that rabbit hole. This whole country is already up in arms, and I really don’t wanna take a drink or eat a cake to follow some rabbit to somewhere peaceful. Screw that, I’ll take a drink… Any suggestions?

For everyone’s sanity, I’ll endeavor to steer clear of the politics tonight and just focus on Survivor, because that’s why we’re all here, isn’t it? There’s been way too many protests/riots/uprisings already, and I’m not going to add to … Continue reading →