Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, we have a really big shoe tonight…really big. At least that’s what Jeff Probst wants us to think, considering he made a special video – posted on Twitter – that says we have a really big shoe tonight, and everyone needs to check it out…

According to the video, he says he doesn’t want to see anyone go home on Survivor, but…it could also be that:

-something called the CMA Awards will pull one group of viewers away -much of America (and many Survivor fans) will be watching two pathetic teams battle it out… -and it’s game 7 of the World Series! (BTW, the “two pathetic teams” were the Democrats & GOP) -and there’s internet porn

But we’re being led to believe that tonight’s episode is going to be BIG, but just how big can it be this season? We’ve already seen all the hot girls voted out (Michelle doesn’t count for reasons described below) leaving all the dudes to fight it out against Sunday, Jessica, Hannah, and Michelle. … Continue reading →

Someone is itching to reveal some secrets tonight, and it’s not me. I saw a preview of Figgy wanting to open up to Jessica and Ken that she’s canoodling with Tayls, and I think that’s a really bad idea. I wonder if she’s thought this through…?

Welcome back for another round of “How Bad Can These Kids Play?” and I really hope someone isn’t going home that doesn’t deserve to go home? How does one “deserve” to go home on Survivor, you ask? Well, by basically being a jerk, lazy, ghetto, weak, or unaware of how the game is played. However, all those adjectives can be used to describe past winners of the show, so I guess it really doesn’t matter.

As I’ve mentioned many times before, the game is a fluid entity that’s always changing, rarely in stasis, and totally out of everyone’s control. It’s like trying to catch those bubbles you blow for your kids. You can manipulate them a bit, get them heading in a certain direction, but once you think you … Continue reading →

Super busy night tonight as I begin to write this recap with the final presidential debate on TV, the Dodgers-Cubs game, and of course, Survivor. Something will have to be DVR’d and I can’t decide which one. As an interested citizen of the presidential campaign, that should really be watched. As a Dodger fan, I really wanna see that too. But as a Survivor Überfan, that’s Must See TV and nothing’s getting in the way of watching another piece of the Season 33 puzzle drop.

And as previously mentioned, with Lucy going home last week, I don’t have any more Asian fetishes to lust over, so I guess I’m stuck lusting over Michelle and Figgy, despite my disinterest in either of them. And since neither seems likely to be displaying any of their “naughty bits,” that leaves me having homo-erotic thoughts of Ken, Taylor and Moobs…

Or maybe I should go sneak a peek at my wife in the tub…

Alas, she’s more interested in the Dodger game than Survivor, so I guess I’ll stick … Continue reading →