Super busy night tonight as I begin to write this recap with the final presidential debate on TV, the Dodgers-Cubs game, and of course, Survivor. Something will have to be DVR’d and I can’t decide which one. As an interested citizen of the presidential campaign, that should really be watched. As a Dodger fan, I really wanna see that too. But as a Survivor Überfan, that’s Must See TV and nothing’s getting in the way of watching another piece of the Season 33 puzzle drop.
And as previously mentioned, with Lucy going home last week, I don’t have any more Asian fetishes to lust over, so I guess I’m stuck lusting over Michelle and Figgy, despite my disinterest in either of them. And since neither seems likely to be displaying any of their “naughty bits,” that leaves me having homo-erotic thoughts of Ken, Taylor and Moobs…
Or maybe I should go sneak a peek at my wife in the tub…
Alas, she’s more interested in the Dodger game than Survivor, so I guess I’ll stick to my original plan of watching castaways in bikinis and peek over her shoulder to get a score update. That’s fine, because my cocktail waitress (me) keeps refreshing my cran-grape Madras, and my kids are providing enough Survivor commentary to give me some recap inspiration. To the liquor cabinet! I mean, to the beach…!
Monsieur Probst reminds us that…
-Taylor and Figgy are risking a mononucleosis outbreak at Vanua
-Once again, a nuclear cloud has befallen the Gen-X tribe while Ed Sheeran & Moobs are on the hunt against Jessica…
-who is being protected by David and Ken-doll
-resulting in David’s “Wentworth-like” Idol play to save Jessica
-forcing Lucy to stick her butt out once again while boarding the boat to Ponderosa screaming,
“Miso salty” as she twerks into the distance…
Night 12, after Tribal and Takali returns to camp. David immediately asks everyone to “let me have it” for saving the one person who no one wanted to work with. Everyone is more confused than angry with him, since they can’t understand why he’d burn his idol to save Jessica. I think many of us are wondering that right now, and it looks like David is one of us…
Later, Jessica and Ken are sharing a moonlit chat by the beach where she apologizes for not believing that she was in everyone’s crosshairs. To make up for it, she tells him about her Legacy Advantage, and what it means if she’s still there on Day 36. She tells him that if she had gone home, she would have given the Advantage to Ken because of what he tried to do for her, and I’m just wondering if he’s regretting David’s move.
However, she hopes this revelation will strengthen the bond between them, and I’m sure Jessica’s husband back home is watching this and wondering what happened to his bond with her…considering how much she’s snuggling up to Plastic Doll With No Penis…
I just sent in that Survivor challenge video to my friend in the WNBA . Nice form Michaela . Chris used his lawyer skills quite well at Tribal . Hell I was convinced he was voting GenX . Ok Probst we have to talk . Technically almost every Tribal ends in a ” blindside ” . However when a person who may be worse at challenges than anyone in Survivor HISTORY gets voted out don’t # sh!t on my TV . Lets set ground rules . When a player who has a chance to win gets voted off # all you want .When a CECE gets voted off don’t try and insult me with your shenanigans ! I agree 1000 % Fish . Don’t go on the show if you cant swim and start a fire . You are on a freaking island . You were too stupid to assume there would be water ?