Howdy, folks, and welcome to this week’s installment of Survivor: Mancave starring…mostly guys from the original 20 castaways. So far this season, we’ve seen mostly women – and non-white women – voted off and leaving the men to fight it out in a Not Suitable For Primetime game of Lightsaber Boner Jousting. Gentlemen, do not cross your streams… I’m sure all the female viewers will be thrilled…

However, let’s not “beat” around the bush anymore, there’s been some other stuff going down in America this week that we should be talking about…BUT…I promised myself I wouldn’t dive down that rabbit hole. This whole country is already up in arms, and I really don’t wanna take a drink or eat a cake to follow some rabbit to somewhere peaceful. Screw that, I’ll take a drink… Any suggestions?

For everyone’s sanity, I’ll endeavor to steer clear of the politics tonight and just focus on Survivor, because that’s why we’re all here, isn’t it? There’s been way too many protests/riots/uprisings already, and I’m not going to add to … Continue reading →

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, we have a really big shoe tonight…really big. At least that’s what Jeff Probst wants us to think, considering he made a special video – posted on Twitter – that says we have a really big shoe tonight, and everyone needs to check it out…

According to the video, he says he doesn’t want to see anyone go home on Survivor, but…it could also be that:

-something called the CMA Awards will pull one group of viewers away -much of America (and many Survivor fans) will be watching two pathetic teams battle it out… -and it’s game 7 of the World Series! (BTW, the “two pathetic teams” were the Democrats & GOP) -and there’s internet porn

But we’re being led to believe that tonight’s episode is going to be BIG, but just how big can it be this season? We’ve already seen all the hot girls voted out (Michelle doesn’t count for reasons described below) leaving all the dudes to fight it out against Sunday, Jessica, Hannah, and Michelle. … Continue reading →

Someone is itching to reveal some secrets tonight, and it’s not me. I saw a preview of Figgy wanting to open up to Jessica and Ken that she’s canoodling with Tayls, and I think that’s a really bad idea. I wonder if she’s thought this through…?

Welcome back for another round of “How Bad Can These Kids Play?” and I really hope someone isn’t going home that doesn’t deserve to go home? How does one “deserve” to go home on Survivor, you ask? Well, by basically being a jerk, lazy, ghetto, weak, or unaware of how the game is played. However, all those adjectives can be used to describe past winners of the show, so I guess it really doesn’t matter.

As I’ve mentioned many times before, the game is a fluid entity that’s always changing, rarely in stasis, and totally out of everyone’s control. It’s like trying to catch those bubbles you blow for your kids. You can manipulate them a bit, get them heading in a certain direction, but once you think you … Continue reading →