I’m back, b*tches. Another season of Survivor is in the bag…oh wait, it just started, didn’t it? I’m confused – didn’t we just crown a champion? Why are we back on the island with a bunch of other people? Oh, it’s a new season? Are you sure? I swear I just finished an episode blog last week for Steve and he threw it up on his website, a 2 or 5 people commented on it, and I was planning my Survivor retirement in some non-tropical, suburban city of Chicago. But, if you’re telling me this is a new season, I’ll believe you, and I’ll prepare myself for 15 or so weeks of writing more recaps about these idiots they’re trying to tell me are my “Favorites” from seasons past. Seriously, CBS, Francesca is a favorite of mine? I don’t even think she’s a favorite of her own parents, let alone the few people who remember her from her one episode! And, who is this Corinne chick? Sure, she has pretty dimples, but not pretty enough … Continue reading
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SURVIVOR: PHILIPPINES – 12/19/12
I am writing this blog to you with an extremely heavy heart. The tragedy that occurred in Newton, Connecticut on Friday morning is one of the most unspeakable acts that has taken place in my short life on this Earth. I have lost a child, myself, and I know the pain it brings about deep into your heart. I did not lose my child in a tragedy such as this, but my heart still grieves heavily for each and every person affected by this completely outrageous tragedy. Things like this make you feel so small as a person, knowing that there is just absolutely nothing you can do to stop what those families are feeling. We all wish we could have done something to help prevent this act from having happened, but the fact of the matter is that 20 children (20 f*cking children) were murdered for no damn reason. I get more pissed off each time I write that, think about it, hear someone else say it, see those kids pictures, and read every … Continue reading
SURVIVOR: PHILIPPINES – 12/12/12
The episode starts with Abi thanking the other four “Survivors” for keeping her, and with her not knowing how to thank them. Well, you kinda just did, so don’t over think it too much and fry your pea brain. But, you know who you should really thank? Yourself. For sucking at life. Because that is the true reason they kept you around. They were worried about Carter beating them, and nobody on this Earth would be worried about you winning the game, so they had to get rid of him while they had the chance. So, in the end, what have we learned here, today, Abi? I guess I should reword that for you: what SHOULD we have learned today? Yes, you suck. And, didn’t I tell you that she’d be stupid enough to think that (maybe) part of the reason they kept her was because they believed her nimrodded story about having a hidden immunity idol? Good one, Abi.
Also, Skupe, it’s not ironic that Abi thought she’d be in the final 5 … Continue reading