Speaking of swimming with whale sharks, how fricken cool would that have been? I, myself, am DEATHLY afraid of sharks, and even swimming in the ocean, seeing as how at any point in time a shark can come out of nowhere. Seriously, can you imagine just going for a lazy swim and turning around, underwater, and just seeing a 10-foot Great White shark coming right at you? I’m already half-peeing my pants just typing it. But, even with that said, I would definitely have swam next to that whale shark! And, leave it to Too Late Larry (memories of Leisure Suit Larry just flooded my head) to get head-butted by the shark! And, how funny was it to watch Too Late Larry get drunk off of soda! The man was so drunk, he went from calling it pop to soda! You have to choose one, Larry, you can’t have it both ways! Me, personally, I don’t know what the hell pop is. I do, however, know what soda is. I might even accept you calling it soda pop, but not just pop! What the hell is pop? Call it coke or soft drink, even, but not pop!
At camp, the next morning, Denise wakes up in pain, with her neck on fire. It appears as if she was bitten by something and says it’s painful to raise her arm up to her shoulder level, even though she grimaced not even a little bit while she completely raised her arm past shoulder level! Ok, Denise, let’s not try and drum up ratings for the show now. It’s well into the season and actually almost over, we don’t need any fake drama. We can all tell how non-serious it is just based off the fact that they didn’t even bother bringing medical in to check it out. Instead, they just told Lisa and Leisure Suit Larry to tell a quick prayer and heal you right up! I’m surprised they didn’t fly in Coach and Russell’s nephew to guide your spirit into the afterlife, as well. Is Survivor trying to tell us something with all this praying they’ve been showing the past few seasons? I swear, I don’t remember hearing one prayer on the 12 or so seasons I’ve watched before this one, and these past 3 or 4 seasons, it’s almost as if we hear a prayer or two each episode. Not that I’m against praying or anything, just saying…
At the immunity challenge, I wrote down how it didn’t even matter that Malcolm fell off, because he was safe no matter what, and figured he’d half-@ss it the rest of the way, but even if he did, he still ended up winning the challenge anyway! So, now he’s double safe, and could possibly use one of his immunity pieces to save someone else if he wanted to! Wouldn’t it be hilarious if he just up and gave the necklace to Abi? You want to drum up excitement for your show – make Malcolm do that!
Back at camp, Abi isn’t ready to pack it in just yet, so she gives it her best shot with Larry, telling him that she is his best chance to win the game. She tells him that he needs to take her and Lisa to the final three, because that is the only chance he has at winning. She is right, although I think they’d vote for Lisa to win if that were the final three. So, in essence, I think Mike (yes, I’ll call him by his real name finally) has about the same chance at winning that Abi does!
And, for a second, I really thought Mike was going to tell us that hanging out with Abi the next 3 days wasn’t worth the $1 million! You could tell me I’m going to have to hang out with my mom, naked, for three days, and if I made it through that, a million dollars would be waiting for me and it wouldn’t even take me 1/10th of a second to sign the papers and disrobe! I’m glad he said it would be worth it, because I would have ripped him apart! He takes the idea to Lisa, and of course they discuss voting out Denise. I mean, they do have to fill an hour of TV time, so they have to at least discuss it a little, right? Even though we all know, at this point, that there is no chance they are voting her out.
That’s funny about pop and soda. In the southern states most call it soda and in the northern states it is mostly called pop. So glad Abi is gone, just plain ANNOYING!! Team Denise!! or Malcom lol