“Do you have the time, to listen to me whine, About nothing and everything all at once.

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, it’s “Basket Case” to kick off another season of Survivor, with yours truly, the Fish, playing the role of McMurphy. Yes, I’m still alive, I’m still kicking, and I’m still addicted to the same gosh darn show all of you are…

And vodka.

And how was your off season? Get that yardwork done? Painted the garage? Got that vasectomy? Nice… Hope all your dreams have come true, and hope you had a better summer than I did. Long story, another time…

I am one of those, Melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone No doubt about it…”

I won’t go into details, but let’s just say the night I hung out with Reality Steve at the Mandalay Bay was the last good night I’ve enjoyed. Dude really knows how to host a shindig. The booze, the view, the company, all was top notch. So, there’s no better time than the present to throw it … Continue reading

September 28th, 2017 | 8 Comments | Posted in Survivor 35 - H vs. H vs H


Well, folks, we rounded 3rd and we’re headed for home. The only question left is…are we going to cross the plate standing up? Are we going to avoid the tag and slide home safely? Or are we going to Pete Rose this mother**ker and barrel into Ray Fosse? Hell, we might even trip over our own two feet and eat dirt before we reach home…

Yes, it’s here. The finale. The biggest day of the year for us Survivor fans. If you think about it, it’s better than Christmas, a birthday, or Mother’s/Father’s Day because it comes twice a year. So, is everyone as stoked about tonight’s episode as I am? I really hope so because I splurged and bought the big bottle of Skyy and I’m fixin’ on finishing this mother**ker tonight.

Holy crap, two paragraphs in and we’ve already gotten 2 “mother**kers,” must be a sign of good things, or a reminder that Mrs. Fish paid us a visit this week… Onward!

Yes, all is good in the Fish bowl for now as … Continue reading

May 26th, 2017 | 4 Comments | Posted in Survivor 34 - Game Changers


Well, Howdy-frickin’-doo, everybody! How was your week? Everything good? That’s greaaaatttt…. So, y’all ready to take the Evelyn Wood Speed Reading and Tribal Voting Dynamics program? Well, you’d better be, because we’re gonna be moving really fast tonight. Those of you who need your Ritalin, start popping them now, because we don’t want you to lose focus. Better yet, grab the nearest fidget spinner and let’s kick those ADHD blues away…

The show is cranking things up a notch tonight and getting rid of not one, but TWO players in the penultimate episode of Survivor: Short Bus, and I hope no one’s surprised when Brad is one of those. Sadly, I do believe that’s what is going to happen tonight, based on the simple fact he holds no immunity idols, and is on the wrong side of the numbers. But let’s see if Mr. Dawn Thomas can pull a miracle out of his culo and make it to Day 39.

But let me make it perfectly clear that I do not have any spoilers on … Continue reading

May 19th, 2017 | 7 Comments | Posted in Survivor 34 - Game Changers