It’s getting colder outside (a parka-inducing 52° in Los Angeles), but things are warming up on TV! It’s Wednesday, it’s Cambodia, and it’s Survivor Second Chance! Let’s see what this Gilligan’s Island group of drama queens is up to this week…

But first, have to humbly take a rain check on the Shittiest Survivors of All Time list. I have the names, but I’m just not happy yet with the blurbs I’ve written. They need a little more time and with the late start I’m getting on tonight’s column, I don’t think I wanna write til 2am…

So what else do we have to look forward to? We know there’s a merge happening (or is there?), we know Kaos Kass is back (for how long?) and we know Savage is thanking the Survivor gods for mixing up the tribes again. How do I know this? I saw the promo video, didn’t you?

And in case you weren’t aware, today (Wednesday) is Jeff Probst’s birthday, so let’s all give a big shout out to the man … Continue reading →

Due to popular request, no more politics!

And no, that didn’t come from a reader, or RealitySteve, or my family. I just don’t wanna talk about it anymore. There’s a GOP debate tonight and from what little I saw on Twitter, I probably won’t like I’m gonna see, so let’s just skip that topic altogether. And with Dr. Ben now leading Trump! Oh, just forget it…

I want to remind you of the tweet I sent out this week alluding to a big announcement I was going to make tonight. Okay, it’s not shockingly big, but it qualifies as a big one on this little blog. Here goes…

You’ve all seen my “Rankings of Every Single Player Who’s Ever Played Survivor,” right? If not, here ya go, http://survivor.realitysteve.com/2014/05/22/survivor-brains-vs-brawn-vs-beauty-finale-52114/5/

And I’m sure you’ve seen my Updated Rankings of the Top 125 Players (that included season 29): http://survivor.realitysteve.com/2015/03/05/477/4/

And if you’re a true Survivor fan, you’ve seen other Top Ten (or more) lists of:

The Best Players of All Time The Hottest Survivor … Continue reading →

Many thanks to Grandpa Joe (Biden) for saving his big announcement for Survivor Wednesday. Couldn’t he have waited a day, or do it on Tuesday? Or actually ran for President! Oh well, we’ll just have to let Hillary do all those creepy hugs, or Bernie, or…any of the Republican candidates. It’s like Cocoon meets with those creeps. So gross…

And I guess that means we’re stuck with Hillary vs. the Republican machine, since none of the Democratic candidates (except Bernie) look to be able to do ANYTHING against Mrs. Clinton. I guess the Dems are putting all their eggs in one basket (pun intended) and shooting for the first female president. I’m undecided at this point (I’m an Independent, for the record) but the one thing I know for sure is I don’t like to talk politics… No siree, Bob…

Let’s talk about Survivor, shall we?

I’m wanna reiterate that I’m not immersing myself in Survivor this season. I’m watching it, yeah. I’m studying it, yeah. But I’m just not trying to watch EVERYTHING that’s … Continue reading →