“…if you feel like letting go, If you think you’ve had too much, Of this life… Well, hang on…”

What an incredibly awful week it’s been. I’m not gonna go deep into what happened in Las Vegas, we’ve already been exposed to way too much as it is. But what I am willing to discuss, is that these events have become far too common, and for some reason, our leaders seem to be unable to do the right thing. I’ll give you My Two Cents at the end of the column, let’s change the subject, shall we?

And then Tom Petty dies. Yup, another one of our icons has departed and it’s heartbreaking (see what I did there?) to know friends of mine saw him perform last week, and now he’s gone. What a sh*tty week it’s been.

On Monday afternoon, I was sitting in LA traffic, cranking the oldies station I listen to. And I finally realized the one trait I’m looking for in a woman is that she “keeps her motor clean,” (thanks … Continue reading

October 5th, 2017 | 5 Comments | Posted in Survivor 35 - H vs. H vs H


“Do you have the time, to listen to me whine, About nothing and everything all at once.

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, it’s “Basket Case” to kick off another season of Survivor, with yours truly, the Fish, playing the role of McMurphy. Yes, I’m still alive, I’m still kicking, and I’m still addicted to the same gosh darn show all of you are…

And vodka.

And how was your off season? Get that yardwork done? Painted the garage? Got that vasectomy? Nice… Hope all your dreams have come true, and hope you had a better summer than I did. Long story, another time…

I am one of those, Melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone No doubt about it…”

I won’t go into details, but let’s just say the night I hung out with Reality Steve at the Mandalay Bay was the last good night I’ve enjoyed. Dude really knows how to host a shindig. The booze, the view, the company, all was top notch. So, there’s no better time than the present to throw it … Continue reading

September 28th, 2017 | 8 Comments | Posted in Survivor 35 - H vs. H vs H


Well, folks, we rounded 3rd and we’re headed for home. The only question left is…are we going to cross the plate standing up? Are we going to avoid the tag and slide home safely? Or are we going to Pete Rose this mother**ker and barrel into Ray Fosse? Hell, we might even trip over our own two feet and eat dirt before we reach home…

Yes, it’s here. The finale. The biggest day of the year for us Survivor fans. If you think about it, it’s better than Christmas, a birthday, or Mother’s/Father’s Day because it comes twice a year. So, is everyone as stoked about tonight’s episode as I am? I really hope so because I splurged and bought the big bottle of Skyy and I’m fixin’ on finishing this mother**ker tonight.

Holy crap, two paragraphs in and we’ve already gotten 2 “mother**kers,” must be a sign of good things, or a reminder that Mrs. Fish paid us a visit this week… Onward!

Yes, all is good in the Fish bowl for now as … Continue reading

May 26th, 2017 | 4 Comments | Posted in Survivor 34 - Game Changers