SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD – 4/26/12

I’m writing this blog to you half-asleep. I’m half-asleep because I worked 13 hours today, came home, watched Survivor, and am now writing this blog at an ever early 11:30 at night. The only reason I’m not fully asleep is because this may have been the first episode of the entire season where I was actually engaged in what was happening in the episode. Dare I say I cared about what happened tonight. Of course, it took until the final 15 minutes or so to get me to that point, but at least it happened, right? Baby steps, people. Let’s all take those tiny human being steps to being closer to actually liking Survivor again. And, I swear to God, if the “i” button on my laptop doesn’t fix itself right now, you may just read sentences without the letter I, which would read somethng lke ths. Serously, “” have to go back and press on the button extra hard just to get it to stick!!!!!!!! I don’t need this at 11:30 at night when … Continue reading

April 26th, 2012 | 3 Comments | Posted in Survivor 24 - One World

SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD – 4/19/12

Another stellar episode here, huh? I keep seeing how my notes are dwindling down to half a page when at the beginning of the season (and last season), I’d have a full page and sometimes writing on the back. Just nothing is happening, and it’s the worst case scenario for us viewers with the girls sticking together just like the tribe stuck together last year and just kept voting predictably, making the show almost pointless to watch. But, as pointless as is it is to watch, at least we can have some fun making a joke of these morons, right?

The show starts off with Troyzan realizing he is S.O.L. (sh*t out of luck, for those of you who don’t know). He realizes that it’s himself versus the rest of the tribe. I think he should have realized he was S.O.L. when he decided to go by the name Troyzan. I’ll relate this to the Original Kings of Comedy (if you haven’t watched it yet, go do it NOW and email me or facebook me … Continue reading

April 19th, 2012 | 5 Comments | Posted in Survivor 24 - One World

SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD – 4/12/12

My favorite night of the week is back. Wednesday’s and Survivor. This season has been pretty lackluster in every department, but I will say that this episode had a little more substance to it. Dare I say I may have even liked the episode. Ok, let’s not go that far. I still got pissed off at how stupid these people are, but that’s pretty much how I am as a person; nothing against the show, I guess. Let’s see what these idiots got themselves into this time around…

The show starts off with Tarzan breaking it down to Troyzan what should be obvious to Troyzan, but he’s too f*cking stupid to see, and that’s that the girls have won this game. He tells Troyzan (I still can’t believe I have to write the names Tarzan and Troyzan and be semi-serious when I do so; what grown man wants to be known by Tarzan and/or Troyzan?!?) that the guys just fell apart and the girls took over. The guys lost this game just as much as … Continue reading

April 12th, 2012 | 3 Comments | Posted in Survivor 24 - One World