We start off this episode with more delusional women talk. Alicia thinks Christina looks stupid every time she opens her mouth and thinks that it would then be smart to keep her in the game over Sabrina. I guess that’s not too delusional, though. It’s hard to tell anymore, because I think I’m delusional now after watching this show. Oh wait, that’s right, here comes the delusion, Alicia believes she’s in the perfect spot right now, that she’s “at the top,” and that she is controlling everything, oh, and she is the strongest player in the game! Is that all? Did Whitney Houston come visit you in your dreams and do some lines of cocaine with you? That must be the case, because I can’t remember a time where you were ever “at the top” or even somewhat strong in this game, let alone the strongest. Hell, you’re probably not even at the top of your special ed class IQ test scores.

After we go to a much needed commercial break (only 2 minutes … Continue reading →

I’m writing this blog to you half-asleep. I’m half-asleep because I worked 13 hours today, came home, watched Survivor, and am now writing this blog at an ever early 11:30 at night. The only reason I’m not fully asleep is because this may have been the first episode of the entire season where I was actually engaged in what was happening in the episode. Dare I say I cared about what happened tonight. Of course, it took until the final 15 minutes or so to get me to that point, but at least it happened, right? Baby steps, people. Let’s all take those tiny human being steps to being closer to actually liking Survivor again. And, I swear to God, if the “i” button on my laptop doesn’t fix itself right now, you may just read sentences without the letter I, which would read somethng lke ths. Serously, “” have to go back and press on the button extra hard just to get it to stick!!!!!!!! I don’t need this at 11:30 at night when … Continue reading →

Another stellar episode here, huh? I keep seeing how my notes are dwindling down to half a page when at the beginning of the season (and last season), I’d have a full page and sometimes writing on the back. Just nothing is happening, and it’s the worst case scenario for us viewers with the girls sticking together just like the tribe stuck together last year and just kept voting predictably, making the show almost pointless to watch. But, as pointless as is it is to watch, at least we can have some fun making a joke of these morons, right?

The show starts off with Troyzan realizing he is S.O.L. (sh*t out of luck, for those of you who don’t know). He realizes that it’s himself versus the rest of the tribe. I think he should have realized he was S.O.L. when he decided to go by the name Troyzan. I’ll relate this to the Original Kings of Comedy (if you haven’t watched it yet, go do it NOW and email me or facebook me … Continue reading →