Who’s excited for another episode of Survivor?! I know I am! I’m beginning to get the feeling this season is evolving into a really good one, not necessarily Top 5 caliber, but with the twists, blindsides and idols, things have gotten pretty gooooood in season 28. I say that it’s not Top 5 caliber, because the whole Brains/Brawn/Beauty theme seems to have gone out the window. At least when it was Heroes vs. Villains, we were reminded who was a Hero or a Villain constantly. Now, it’s just Aparri or Solana, so that’s why it’s just a Top 10 season in my book…

Right off the top I’d like to say thanks to those of you who’ve sent comments, emails, and favorited (is that a word?) my tweets. I simply cannot do this without your help, so I want everyone to know how appreciative I am of the support. Frankly, I can’t do this if no one’s reading, so please show a little love and comment/email/retweet as much as possible…especially when it comes to Bryan’s … Continue reading →

Must remember to get off Twitter before 5pm on the west coast else my night may be spoiled by all the east coast viewers and their damn tweets. I know, it’s my fault, but seriously, as a viewer, who tweets DURING a show? Who doesn’t DVR so they can speed through all the commercials? Who doesn’t pour a stiff one and escape to an island in the Philippines for an hour a week to watch some jag-offs play a game we all want to play? And who am I kidding? I just need to go off the grid until I finish writing this…

So once again, due to an accidental reading of a tweet (from Spencer!) I’m now aware that SOMETHING MONUMENTAL is happening at Tribal tonight. I get it, that’s the job of the show (but players too?) to lure me into the episode, but I’d be just as happy to watch the whole damn thing without any hints of what’s happening to whom… It’s kind of like when you see a movie and … Continue reading →

O.M.G., Becky! Are we about to witness the first felony committed on Survivor? Methinks something’s afoot because I’ve seen the promos, and I’ve seen some revealing tweets (stop it, east coasters!) so I know something’s about to happen “that’s never happened before on Survivor.” I’m hoping there’s a pillow/tickle fight between Lindsey and Trish tonight, but I could be wrong about that… Wouldn’t be the first time Survivor has led me astray…

Now, before we get to the recap, I have to remind you that at the end of tonight’s column I’ve released the first group of names ranking all the Survivor players! Jump to the end if you’re so inclined, but I’d appreciate if you read through tonight’s recap first. Either way, we’re eventually going to rank EVERY castaway that’s ever played, starting tonight with the bottom 55 players. This, of course, includes THE WORST PLAYER OF ALL TIME, so let’s see if you agree with my rankings. I’ll break down the process of how players were ranked later, so go ahead read … Continue reading →