SURVIVOR: BRAINS VS BRAWN VS BEAUTY – 4/2/14

April 3rd, 2014 | 4 Comments | Posted in Survivor 28 - B vs B vs B

And with that, it’s time to reveal the next batch of names in The List of:

THE GREATEST SURVIVOR PLAYERS

Again, I hope this will end up being THE list of all 406 players who have played the game.

The categories:
Days on the “island”
Reward Challenges (Tribe) won
Reward Challenges (Individual/Post-Merge) won
Immunity Challenges (Tribe) won
Immunity Challenges (Individual) won or “gifted”
Hidden Immunity Idols found or “gifted”
Redemption Island duels won or passed
Final tribal council non-winners
Sole Survivors

And, negatively, points are deducted if you:

Were Medically Evacuated
Quit the show voluntarily

The disclaimers:
-If you sat out a team challenge (Reward or Immunity) you did not receive any points if your team wins.
-Winning a combined Reward/Immunity Challenge (according to Wikipedia) results in both Team Reward and Immunity points earned.
-If a survivor wins a challenge and is able to “bring someone along,” the guests are not awarded points.
-Individual challenges (Reward or Immunity) in which players are paired up will result in both players receiving full points.
-Survivor “auctions” result in no points earned.
-Challenges won by a Survivor’s “loved one” will result in points awarded to the Survivor.
-If a survivor wins a challenge and gives it away, the person who won the challenge is awarded the points.
-When 3 teams compete in a challenge where the top 2 teams “win” (reward or immunity), both teams earn full points.
-Elimination Challenges are scored the same as an Individual Immunity Challenge.
-Tiebreaker Challenges do not result in any points won for the victor.
-Being awarded Individual Immunity constitutes winning a challenge. Being awarded Tribal Immunity results in Tribal Immunity won.
-2-stage Reward Challenges do not result in 2 separate points earned.
-The discarded idol in Survivor: Gabon resulted in no points awarded.
Survivor: Nicaragua : If you choose to back a team and they win reward, you earn points.
-Mike Chiesl Redemption Island Duel win in Survivor: Redemption Island counts as a Post-Merge win.
-Brenda’s Reward Challenge win (Survivor: Caramoan) that was given away does not result in points for the other castaways. Only her.

#: Name: Season(s): Pts: Comment:
300 Stephannie Favor Cook Islands 19
300 Jacquie Berg Gabon 19 Was doin’ a producer?!
300 Joel Anderson Micronesia 19 Can’t forget pulling Chet.
300 Yve Rojas Nicaragua 19
300 Bill Posley One World 19 Should have belted Colton
300 Sandy Burgin Tocantins 19
306 Anthony Robinson Fiji 18 Dude, defend yourself!
306 Brooke Struck Guatemala 18
306 Tyrone Davis Nicaragua 18 Watch that chicken intake!
306 James Miller Palau 18
306 Dana Lambert Philippines 18 Never went to Tribal
306 Kristina Kell Redemption Island 18 First woman to find Idol
306 Joanna Ward The Amazon 18
313 Linda Spencer Africa 17
313 Mitchell Olson Australian Outback 17 Tallest survivor ever…
313 Ramona Gray Borneo 17
313 Stacey Powell South Pacific 17 It’s “Coach,” not Benjamin!
317 J.P. Calderon Cook Islands 16 Nobody wins by being lazy
317 Gary Stritesky Fiji 16 Never went to Tribal
317 Rita Verreos Fiji 16
317 Mikey B Bortone Micronesia 16 Don’t overthink it!
317 Ruth-Marie Milliman Panama 16
317 Sarah Dawson Philippines 16 Jeff’s married, you slut!
317 Ashley Trainer Samoa 16
317 Yasmin Giles Samoa 16 Ghetto is as ghetto does
325 Carl Bilancione Africa 15
325 Brad Culpepper Blood vs. Water 15 We’ll see him again…
325 Dave Cruser China 15 That damn fire pit!
325 Ghandia Johnson Thailand 15 Drama!
325 Travis Sampson Vanuatu 15
330 Maralyn Hershey Australian Outback 14 Mad dog!
330 Jimmy Tarantino Nicaragua 14
330 Matt Quinlan One World 14 Arrogance never wins…
330 Angie Jakusz Palau 14
330 Misty Giles Panama 14
330 Jed Hildebrand Thailand 14
336 Leslie Nease China 13 Your religion scares me
336 Paloma Soto-Castillo Gabon 13
336 Kimberly Mullen Palau 13 Why are you so lazy?!
336 Brady Finta Vanuatu 13 Wrong side of an alliance
340 Stacey Stillman Borneo 12 She sued Mark Burnett!
340 Laura Alexander Caramoan 12 Couldn’t make it a Beaver3
340 Sylvia Kwan Fiji 12 Bad luck from the start…
340 Sarah Jones Marquesas 12 Cleopatra does Playboy!
340 “Papa Bear” Caruso South Pacific 12
340 Jerry Sims Tocantins 12
346 Marissa Peterson Blood vs. Water 11 Watch your mouth!
346 Cecilia Mansilla Cook Islands 11
346 Jimmy Johnson Nicaragua 11 Couldn’t ExtenZe his time!
346 Daniel Lue The Amazon 11 Contracted malaria.
346 Mia Galeotalanza Vanuatu 11 Longest last name…
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351 Kel Gleason Australian Outback 10 That cursed beef jerky!
351 Shamar Thomas Caramoan 10 The Visine curse!
351 Brianna Varela Guatemala 10
351 Jeff Wilson Palau 10 Watch out for that coconut!
351 Francesca Hogi RI & Caramoan 10 Two-time “winner”?
351 Dolly Neely Vanuatu 10
351 John Palyok Vanuatu 10
358 B.B. Andersen Borneo 9 Bribed an early flight home
358 Hope Driskill Caramoan 9 Miss Missouri USA 2011
358 Billy Garcia Cook Islands 9 Mr. Love At First Sight!
358 Hunter Ellis Marquesas 9 Declined to return 3 times!
358 Mary Sartain Micronesia 9
358 Ben Browning Samoa 9 Mr. Cheap Shot!
358 Janet Koth The Amazon 9
358 Candace Smith Tocantins 9 Tig ole bitties!
366 Morgan McDevitt Guatemala 8
366 Shannon Elkins Nicaragua 8 Protected his butthole!
366 Ryan Shoulders Pearl Islands 8
366 Angie Layton Philippines 8 Got cookies?
370 Rachel Foulger Blood vs. Water 7 Leaving motivated Tyson
370 “Allie” Pohevitz Caramoan 7 Now a Casting Director!
370 Ashlee Ashby Palau 7
370 Jolanda Jones Palau 7 Too overbearing
374 Jessie Camacho Africa 6
374 Ashley Massaro China 6 See her in Playboy?
374 Erica Durousseau Fiji 6
374 Gillian Larson Gabon 6
374 Patricia Jackson Marquesas 6
374 Melinda Hyder Panama 6
374 “Roxy” Morris Philippines 6 Speaking in tongues? Really?
374 Betsy Bolan Samoa 6
374 Semhar Tadesse South Pacific 6 Don’t drink and drive!
374 Tanya Vance Thailand 6
384 Nina Acosta One World 5
384 Nicole Delma Pearl Islands 5
386 Jim Lynch Guatemala 4
386 Marisa Calihan Samoa 4 Don’t attack Russell!
388 Diane Ogden Africa 3
388 Debb Eaton Australian Outback 3
388 Sonja Christopher Borneo 3 The first voted out!
388 “Chicken” Morris China 3
388 Sekou Bunch Cook Islands 3
388 Jessica DeBen Fiji 3
388 Michelle Chase Gabon 3 Where’s DJ Soxxi!?
388 Peter Harkey Marquesas 3 First male voted out first
388 Wendy DeSmidt-Kohlhoff Nicaragua 3
388 Tina Scheer Panama 3
388 Zane Knight Philippines 3 How’d that plan work out?
388 Mike Borassi Samoa 3
388 Carolina Eastwood Tocantins 3 How was that blindside?
388 Brook Geraghty Vanuatu 3 What might have been…
404 Jonathan Libby Palau 2 See Matt Quinlan above…
404 Wanda Shirk Palau 2 Don’t sing on the boat!
406 Kourtney Moon One World 1 The ultimate distinction…

And before I forget, just want to recognize Wikipedia and Survivor Wiki for providing some of the information used to compile this list.

Until next week…
Fish

Email: bryan.fish.fischer@gmail.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/BF_TheFish

4 thoughts on “SURVIVOR: BRAINS VS BRAWN VS BEAUTY – 4/2/14

  1. Hey now Brian, what’s with all the lawyer hating. Some of us aren’t all that bad! While I know nothing about Kass (and still can’t figure out if she bugs me or not), she may be loaded, but not all attys are rich. Yes, she could work for a big firm or corporation and be well off. Or she could be a public sector lawyer and really not make more than the average college grad. Plus, lots of those people on the show don’t seem rich (though I agree some are). The cops aren’t rich, the hair dresser certainly can’t be (just look at her hair-haha). A rich yoga teacher??? As an attorney, I feel it necessary to point out the counter argument (throat clearing sound) that you could also say losers go on the show bc they have no job to go back to???? Anyway, you get my point.
    But here’s what really bugs me….Woo and the shoes? Did that seem fair? I noticed they hardly showed his feet yet Jeff never addressed it. I guess they all could have worn their sneakers? Yet in the demo shots, everyone was bare foot. And then, the one guy with special shoes wins. Something seemed out of sync for me. What do you think?
    Finally, back to Kass. I am not 100% sure that we can disparage her vote for Sara. Again, I’m not nec. a Kass fan but you could argue (haha) that she knew Sara didn’t like her and that was prob. not going to change. If she didn’t get sara out, Sara would have been gunning for her (possibly) at some point down the road. In addition, Sarah wasn’t too savvy in her assessments about idols. She swore LJ and Tony didn’t have them. Hillbilly pretty boy Jethro was totally right in fact. Finally, by voting Sarah out, she now makes allies in the other half of the tribe and beats her dorky brains to the punch. Totally agree with you about Spencer-I’ve really started liking him until that bitchy comment at the end.
    Anyway, I loved your recap as always. 🙂
    -KinBville Esq.

  2. KinB! Thanks for writing. I always like a comment with a lot packed in it…

    Firstly, I don’t mean to hate on attorneys. I have a few friends and family that are in the Legal industry and they are lovely people. I think I (and others, perhaps) have some notion that all attorneys are like the characters on LA Law (dating myself much…?). Sinister, vile, self absorbed people… But, we know that’s not the case.

    A simple internet search showed me that Kass’s law firm is very…simple. So, while she may be giving off confrontational vibes, it could be for a variety of other reasons. I think she may also be somewhat of a big fish in a small pond at home (this is all speculation, mind you) which she’s exhibiting on the show. Who knows? What I do know is that she’s not playing a very smart game, IMHO, because she just sold old her super-strong alliance of 3, which is crazy to me…

    Hard to say about how well off contestants are. Lindsey revealed in a post-show interview that she OWNED the salon, so she wasn’t JUST a hairstylist. The cops may not be rich, per se, but I think they’re comfortable enough. My perspective may be off, since I’m not rich, and hold deep seeded grudges against the wealthy… 😉

    And while I get the feeling a LOT of the contestants are living comfortably, I know there are students, farmers, and every other profession under the sun. Truthfully, when I think of a cross-section of America, I think there’s a higher percentage of struggling families/individuals than those who aren’t. But, we don’t get to see those folks on Survivor. Sure, no one wants to see Martha, who’s on food stamps back home, play the game, because she’d be playing for blood. And we’d also hate to think who’s taking care of Mary’s kids back home while she’s away. What I have noticed is that there are lot more “interesting people” on the show now than before. We don’t get the “I’m a contestant in beauty pageant’s back home” girls. We get, “I am a former Miss Tennessee 2011 and I competed in the Miss America pageant.” I think this is one place that Survivor has to be careful. Fans of the show want to identify, somewhat, with the “characters” we see, and if everyone’s a rock star, we’ll soon tune out…

    I get it, there’s a fine line these shows have to walk between casting interesting people and some possible trainwrecks. I think other shows lean more toward the trainwrecks than Survivor does, but you gotta think that SOMEONE on the show saw trainwreck potential in Brandon Hantz and didn’t raise a flag. Oops, that almost backfired… Personally, I don’t understand how some people haven’t snapped when some of that BS is pulled in camp. I would have thrown Colton in the fire for what he said to Christina…

    RE: the shoes. I guess it may be as simple as the show says, “Do you wanna wear shoes or not?” and leaves it up to the contestants. I know there are a lot of challenges that would seem to favor shoes/no shoes, but it’s just one of those things that doesn’t make the edit. Since they had to swim out to their perches, maybe everyone chose to keep their shoes dry, except for Woo who was wearing the aqua-shoes…?

    We’ll see how tomorrow’s episode affects Kass’s standing in the game. She either made a good move or a very bad one. I think it was a bad one, but who knows? I always say that playing Survivor is like a poker game. No two hands are similar. What worked one season has no bearing on another because the players are all different. One day I hope to go back and review how each winner did it, and come up with a formula for winning the game: if this happens, you do this, and you should do well. If THAT happens, you do something else. Again, there’s never a definable path because of the various twists, turns, flops, and blindsides. You just gotta take each day as it comes and stay active… Like life.

    I wish someone who’s played the game successfully would chime in with some honest assessment of how they did it, and not just what they think we wanna hear…

    Wow, that’s a long response…

  3. Hey B,

    I was really just teasing you about atty hating. I don’t mind the jokes and mostly agree with them. My husband and I met in law school and probably got along because we both agreed that most of our classmates were obnoxious dorks with an attitude. Don’t know why law school (and I’d say medical school as well) does that to people, but its true. Interesting about Kass. Often the big fish in little ponds are the worst! Its funny. She looks so much like an old neighbor of mine, a total separated at birth! I often wonder too about how these people walk away from jobs, whatever they are, to do this show. It would be an interesting question to ask all the contestants and if it had negative consequences after. I still think the thing with Woo’s shoes (haha I rhymed) is annoying. I wonder if more people will bring those type in later shows? Back to Kass’ vote….you are probably right that it won’t be the best decision. She def. broke the trust. Will be fun to see how it plays out. Looking forward to your next update too!

  4. All I am reading is what a stupid decision that was for Kass . . . and it very well might be. I was wondering if she will go back to her original tribe (in the new one she is obviously at the bottom), tell them that she saw the writing on the wall with Sarah, but she is definitely ‘one of them’. I don’t think they will trust her – however, I have been surprised before at how easily things turn around. If she votes with them and helps eliminate the other group (Tony, et al) and ingratiates herself back in with Spencer and Tash, she may be able to survive. OR she just screwed herself royally – lol.

    Kinbville – I noticed those shoes also. I thought it must be OK in the Survivor rules, but I also thought they gave him an advantage. And I think that Kass realized that Sarah would be after her – so she made it into a ‘who gets who first’ situation.

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