Let me start off by confronting the lady who called me a douche in the comments of my last blog. If I may, can I ask you to email me with your intrepretation of what a douche is and why someone who thinks a person is a douche would continue to support (in a sense) said douche? I’m not being rude, I’m just trying to understand why, if someone dislikes another human being, why they would want anything to do with that human being they don’t like. In this case, you think I’m a douche, so why read my blog? I was a Psychology major in college, so these kinds of things interest me. For instance, I don’t like tomatoes. I stay away from them. If they’re ever placed on a burger or sandwich that I purchase, I take them off immediately and throw them away. I’m never going to grow them in a garden (if I ever choose to have a garden), I’m never going to buy one at a store (unless I plan … Continue reading →

The show opens over at the Matsing camp, where nobody is talking, they can’t get the fire going, and because of all the rain, the three remaining tribe members are going stir crazy. See what a difference a pair of ta-ta’s and a pretty face makes? Even they wouldn’t deny that Angie’s presence made all the difference in the world. Sure, the b*tch was stupid and talked about cookies a little too much, but the fact of the matter remained that she walked around camp in either a bikini or her bra and underwear, and even as a non-lesbian, Denise can appreciate that. Without her boob thing, Russell even became delusional, thinking that the Matsing tribe was going to mount the greatest comeback ever seen in the history of mankind. You know, because historically, somewhere, someone is keeping track of all the great comebacks in Survivor lore. We get it, Russell, you want to win and all, but look at your team. You guys suck. Hell, YOU suck. Deal with it. My guess is we’re … Continue reading →

First, I will make mention of the interview I did with Christina Cha. It’s posted on the homepage of RealitySteve.com, underneath his latest column he’s posted, and it’s also posted under this column. It’s a doozy of an interview, so go check it out.

Now, that I’ve gotten that out of the way, I will admit that this may have been the best episode of Survivor in about 4 years and 7 seasons! Well, maybe not going back that far, but definitely the best episode since Boston Rob won the Rob vs. Russell season, whenever the hell that season was. I think Survivor should take a tip from Big Brother, and just have one season each calendar year. But, I say that and this season seems to be going in all the right directions, and it’s coming on the heels of the previous season that ended in May, so what do I know? The answer to that question, by the way, is still answered with a “Nothing, but still more than you.” Anyway, let’s just … Continue reading →