More delusional chatter to start off this wondrous finale episode of the greatest (no sarcasm there) season in Survivor history! This is going to be a 3-hour coronation of the most obvious champion in the history of this great show. But, we will have to sit through crap like Alicia telling us she had to get rid of “one of her powers” by voting out Tarzan. Like she’s some sorceress or something and she had to get rid of her magical healing power or something. This isn’t Once Upon A Time, Alicia, wrong show. For all you who watch that show, as well, don’t worry, that finale wasn’t all that satisfying either. Anyway, Alicia goes on about how she believes she’s here at the end because she’s played “one hell of a game.” Oh, I don’t know so much about that, Alicia. For someone who believes they are playing one hell of a game and that they are running things, you kinda don’t vote out your “pawn” 2 steps before the end when that pawn … Continue reading →

We start off with Tarzan calling the girls stupid for not voting him out and how he has a master plan (of which he’s not going to tell us – seriously, why would you not tell us, Tarzan? You do realize the show is being TAPED and we aren’t on it, right? If you tell the camera, it’s not like we’re going to tell Kim, Chelsea, Alicia, Sabrina, and Christina what you’re wonderful plan is) to make the final 3. But, first, he says his plan is to just make the final 4 now. So, what is it then, Tarzan? Top 3 or top 4? You’re confusing me. Hell, I think you’re confusing yourself here. He goes on to tell Kim that is should be her, Alicia, and Christina in the final 3 and then Tarzan would talk the jury into voting for Kim to win. Alicia walks over, Kim tells her Tarzan’s plan and Tarzan has a look on his face that showed he probably wasn’t pleased about her doing that, but he rolls … Continue reading →