SURVIVOR: BLOOD VS WATER – 9/25/13

Hello again… And welcome to This Week in Total Drama Island ! What did you expect with the Blood vs. Water theme? We’re finally going to see how this season’s biggest twist is going to play out; the twist being the swapping of a player for a SO in peril. They pitched it to us, hell, Jeff and CBS shoved it down our throats that this season would be the “family episode” every episode. And you know what…they were right.

The episode’s title is “Rule in Chaos,” so let’s see if that has something to do with Colton . They teased last week that “the old Colton is back” so I’m anxious to see if they’re playing with our minds.

After the recap, we see Marissa arriving at Redemption Island to meet Candice and Rupert. No seriously, she actually had to meet them for the first time!

“Tell us your name again…”

“I’m Marissa, I’m Gervase’s niece.” Nice to meet you, Gervase’s niece…

Let’s see how long she can hang with the big … Continue reading

September 26th, 2013 | 1 Comment | Posted in Survivor 27 - Blood vs Water

SURVIVOR: BLOOD VS WATER – 9/18/13

Hello everyone, and welcome to Season 27 of Survivor, Blood vs. Water. Bryan Fischer here (just call me “Fish”) recapping the season for you and I am honored and excited to be handling things for you this season. I’ve got to start out by giving a huge “thank you” to Reality Steve for making this possible. I know he’s a huge Survivor fan (even with all the twists this season!) so I’ll do my best to make him proud.

Like many of you, I am a tremendous Survivor fan and have been there every episode since day 1 of Borneo. Something about this show hooked me in more so than others, and having submitted lame audition tape after lame audition tape, I just stuck to watching and studying the show like a drooling fanboy ever since Jeff Probst introduced those crazy Americans on that boat in the South China Sea. We saw bitter Susan, Rudy the SEAL…and Richard Hatch’s pixilated member… Oh how things have changed.

Rather than looking at portly naked men, we now … Continue reading

September 19th, 2013 | 2 Comments | Posted in Survivor 27 - Blood vs Water

SURVIVOR: FANS VS FAVORITES FINALE – 5/12/13

The end is upon us! That is the theme of this blog tonight. It’s been a heck of a ride, but it’s finally come to an end. Is everybody ok with that? I know I am.

The show begins with 9 minutes of me fast-forwarding and then Erik is going home! What?!? Really? That’s pretty crazy. He’s made it all the way to the final five and is just now cashing out? He probably should have chowed down on some more burgers before he left to do the show. Maybe that would have gotten him through the final few days. And, didn’t he JUST go on a reward? Perhaps, it’s all because Survivor skimped on the reward meals this year, only giving out finger foods and fruits? Hell, this is the guy who heard non-existent coconuts laughing at him – I think he needed a little more than a bologna sandwich and Hawaiian bread to hold him over…

Still, all kidding aside, how devastating is that to be knocked out of the game this late … Continue reading

May 13th, 2013 | 14 Comments | Posted in Survivor - Fans vs Favorites