The home stretch of Survivor: Second Chance is rapidly approaching as there are only 2 episodes left before the epic 2-hour finale. I’m still holding on I’ll be able to attend the event, but that’s only if certain things align and certain people come through as promised. We’ll see.
Tonight, we have a regular old 60 minute episode, and according to Jeff Probst, it’s going to be amazeballs. We’ll take his word on it. This season HAS been one of the more memorable ones – certainly better than the last 3 seasons – but it got me thinking. It takes a lot to be a superfan of Survivor. You have to watch the shows (duh). Check out the Ponderosa videos (some good insight there). Read a few exit interviews to see what the booted player was thinking when they got their fanny handed to them (maybe one or two). And if you’re das Überfan, you might even drop some comments, tweets, vote for the Hall of Fame, check in on forums, or even host a viewing party.
Where does it end?
I’m starting to wonder if this whole “Survivor” thing is becoming more of an addiction for me than a passion. And everyone knows I know a thing or two about addiction… But, rather than give in to the urges and start questioning my interest, or dedication, or sanity, I’m just going to admit I’ve become a Survivor addict.
“Hi, my name is Fish and I’m an addict.”
And if someone doesn’t bring me a f**king drink, I’m going to go ballistic at this Survivor viewing party/intervention.
And thank god I don’t attend those because I’m sure the truth would come out and it would not shine brightly on yours truly. I am an addict, and Survivor is my drug. Now leave me to talk some s**t about these stupid players, dumb ass moves, and questionable decisions. Let’s dive right in, shall we…?
Jeff’s intro dictates nothing more than “this is Spencer’s episode.” With the decision to turn on his alliance and take out Fishbach, Spencer is now in a power position to dictate the rest of the game, or go home tonight. Let’s see what tricks are up the editors’ sleeves to try and mislead us tonight.
Without a doubt the weakest response to the threat of an all girl alliance ever. Golden opportunity to at least force a tie and see what happens. I know Jeremy’s feeling comfortable with an idol, but that’s only good for one week and won’t break the all girl alliance, only infuriate them at that point.
Expanding on the weakest response ever, seriously, why the heck is Keith either incapable of following orders or not being included in these discussions of boys vs girls voting blocks? The Tasha vote made zero sense and is the sign of sheer stupidity (either on his part of the other guy’s part for not including him in the plans).
So at this point, short of some crazy, crazy drama happening, I’m ready to go ahead and declare Wentworth the winner, no matter whom she sits beside at the end (though let’s get real, at this point it’s obviously going to be Abi and whichever girl doesn’t get eliminated when Jeremy plays his idol unless he votes for Abi in which case it’s still Wentworth standing strong against Tasha and Kimmi, both of whom have done nothing).
Shame Joe had to go, and especially that way.
TWD – Yea, totally ready to see the crazy little kid get eaten. Stupid move to start talking in the middle of a herd. His mom tries to save him and gets eaten as well. Also pretty sure Carl gets shot in the comics as they’re running through a zombie herd or something, I’d have to go back and read it. Either way, I’m ready for one eyed Carl (or maybe the TV show can just kill off his character, I’d be fine with that too. Terribly boring).
Joe is a faker ! There I said it (actually boss made me say it ) . We reviewed the video today at work and it looks awfully shady . Hear me (boss really ) out ! Joe looks to be losing control of his super long pole ( boss again she is a perv ) . You can clearly see Joe glance to his right as if looking for a place to fall . Joe then grabs onto part of the structure and damn near lays himself down . I have passed out before ( right after surgery ) got up too fast . You go limp and fall . You don’t grab at something and set yourself down ! Anyway that’s the theory I am sticking with (plus don’t want to get fired ) . Keith my friend calling your wife “Big D ” on national TV is quite the daring move . Southern boys know how to keep their ladies in check . Abi calling out ‘Moldy Joe ” for a haircut was funny to me . I however seriously doubt she is still fully Brazilian herself if you catch my drift . Spencer my man when your woman tells you 37 times in 2 minutes she loves you the proper reaction is not an I love you back . The move is run ! Run far and run fast . Clingy women are never ever good my friend ! But hey she is a super hot nerd so kudos on that ! Looks like game over for the fellas ! I assume Tasha realizes her only female competition is Wentworth . I cant see any jury members voting Abi or Kimmi . I see a all girl 4 person final with Tash bringing that million back to the Lou . Tash if you are single and win call me !
Hey there, I wanted to reply rather quickly this week, since I dropped the ball last week. It was Thanksgiving so I hope I’m cut a little slack on that…
thatguy: Know what you’re saying about the response from the guys. As I wrote, there’s a chance a whole conversation went down between Jeremy and Spencer about having another idol to use to get the numbers even again, but A) Jeremy may have kept it secret and B) I don’t think he would give the idol to save Joe since he’s his biggest competition. I pray that Jeremy just thinks he can steamroll the remaining challenges and perhaps save Spencer the next time he’s on the chopping block. I don’t know anymore… Keith is exactly what I’ve been ragging on for 3 seasons. The dude has no idea, he’s not included, and he does what he wants. That’s 3 strikes against him in my book. Hell, take him to the end cuz you know he ain’t gonna win. Can you imagine his responses at FT? I’d be fine with Kelley winning. I predicted big things for her this season, and it’d be nice to see that come to fruition. I’m glad to see Joe do so well this season. I can’t wait to tabulate everyone’s points to see how he ranks against all other players. With his challenge proficiency, he may have moved into the top 20 players of all time. I can’t wait for the finale to see how everyone ranks. TWD – yes, boy dead, one-eyed Carl, maybe mom gets eaten out by walkers (oh yeah, I went there).
Rick: Thanks for being so dedicated this season! Really appreciate your input. And I appreciate your perv boss. Would love to be interviewed by her and see what questions are asked… Me-fucking-ow… IDK about Joe. I’ve passed out too, and it’s a sudden thing. I think he just felt like he was failing, and knew to plot his collapse. Who knows… I’m just glad Keith didn’t call his wife anything too risque, like “Double D” or something like that. Wait, I may have actually enjoyed that… Abi’s pubes. Gross. Brazilian monkeys flying is nothing I wanna think about. And I’m guessing someone dating Spencer is doing it cuz he’s a reputable celebrity right now. Let’s see what he can pull when he’s been off the show for 8 months. And since Varner was so critical of Tash, I don’t wanna float any “Fish boner” jokes about her. Perhaps she’s getting a miracle edit because she wins it all? Or maybe she just knows how to play to the cameras. She was a pro cheerleader, for f**k’s sake…
Keep the comments coming. Love the interaction.
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Did someone sneak some razors to Kelley or is she so pure that her underarms grow no hair. For some reason the camera was focused on her right armpit for about 30 seconds while discussing the girl alliance, not the least bit of stubble.
Same as you FIsh what the heck was Joe’s logic in regards to not taking Abi to the end. I know he was scrambling but he made no sense. At least go for the she does not deserve it, it is a dishonor to the strong players reasoning.
Once again no hunting for idols and immunity challenge involves standing around. At least this season when it went to one male one female there was not a huge imbalance in the ratio.
Spencer playing out of his league with the GF, but as pointed out, he gets extra points for his celebrity.
Joe and Dad kissing was a bit disturbing to me, but I am of western-Euro stock, so affection not up my alley.
Hey Fish – great recap, of course!
The loved ones episode is always a tearful one, this one included. Hilarious about Keith’s problems since trying to lift his wife, but I thought they were cute together. I, too, was caught off guard about Joe and his dad lip-locking, but I guess just a testament to their close relationship, which is awesome.
At this point, with Joe now gone, I’ve got no one to cheer for. I still have one to despise (Abi), especially after she made the ‘get a haircut, you look like a clown’ comment when voting. So uncalled for.
Very interesting about the Joe/Kelley friendship and not a minute of it being shown on air. I’ve often wondered why they didn’t seem to have an attraction to each other, or at least a small amount of flirting going on. Even though you’re playing Survivor for a million bucks, you’re still aware of another’s charisma. And Joe is super sweet to everyone so I wondered why she seemed to be immune to his charms. Anyway, I think I’ll cheer for Jeremy now.
Good luck on getting on the show – hopefully you’ve heard by now!