Day 30: Spencer (see, I told you!) and Jeremy are having a power stroll along the beach. Spencer is stoked he’s finally made a big move but knows he has to keep Jeremy by his side (even though he doesn’t want to go to the end with him). Jeremy on the other hand is slightly bothered that Stephen left, and realizes he could be in a bit of trouble. They’re both resigned to the fact the “voting bloc” approach is still the name of the game, and neither are sure that’s a good thing.
Kimmi and Wentworth share some hammock time and go over the various options. #1 priority is getting rid of Joe if he doesn’t win Immunity. Which makes priority #2 to steamroll through the remaining men with a “Salani” sandwich. Wentworth is so down with this plan, she’s giving off a little diabolical laugh, and can’t wait for the estrogen express to leave the station.
But first, let’s do a reward challenge so the tables can turn on everyone’s plans. And nothing turns this game around more than a Loved Ones challenge! Allow me to summarize…
-Jeremy’s wife Val is here and she is preggo, and it’s a boy. (shhhh, don’t tell!)
-Tash’s cousin/sister Gabourey is here. (Oh, sorry, maybe that’s not her name…)
-Spencer’s girlfriend Marcella runs in, and the two of them keep repeating “I love you,” for the next 4 minutes (he’s become the new crybaby, btw)
-Abi’s mom, who I think played the Oompa Loompa in the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, is here…
-Keith’s wife comes out, and he throws out his back lifting her…
-Mr. Dale Wentworth gets to play with his daughter again (lucky stiff!)
-Joe and his dad – shall we say – have an affectionate family? (I’m not bagging, I totally respect the affection) and Joe is über happy to be given this opportunity.
-Kimmi’s daddy is also here, and it’s just awesome how emotional this episode is already. I have tears and it’s not because I just ran out of vodka…
And it’s too bad Fishbach isn’t here to give a big hug and a kiss to Cesternino, who I’m sure would have been his Loved One…
To the challenge!
I’ll just update you throughout the various stages, rather than give the overview. I’m sure you’ve seen the episode…
In the first stage, players have to dig up a rope attached to three bags, then they must untie the bags. Kimmi, surprisingly, takes the lead.
In the second stage, everyone plays that drunk game where you put your head on a bat and spin around a dozen times. I’m sure some of these players are alumni of the American college Greek system and have done this before.
Next, while dizzy as f**k, players have to walk over a balance beam, stop in the middle, and untie a few more bags. At this point, Keith has taken over the lead, followed closely by Jeremy, Wentworth and Joe. Everyone else eventually makes their way across, except Kimmi, who’s now in dead last. I guess her funbags kept her off the gymnastics team in school.
In the final stage, everyone seems pretty clueless on discovering the 11-letter word, until Abi suddenly starts dropping lettered blocks. There’s a good chance she won’t be right, because I don’t think Abi knows any 11-letter Portuguese words, let alone English ones. And yeah, she has no idea what she’s doing… I think she was trying to spell POOPIEPANTS, but didn’t have two O’s.
Wentworth all-of-a-sudden begins dropping blocks frantically, and since we know the word is NOURISHMENT, we can see she’s on to something. Letter after letter is dropped and they’re all correct. Looks like it’s going to be a sexy party back at camp and Dale Wentworth’s little girl is the belle of the ball. Someone’s getting American-style barbecue folks, but it ain’t just the Wentworths. Probst gives her the unenviable task of bringing along 3 other players, and here’s the opportunity for that “all girl’s alliance” to take a massive bite out of the guys’ egos. Let’s see who she picks…
Keith – what? He doesn’t have boobs…
Abi – what? She doesn’t have emotions…
Kimmi – ok, she has both…
Jeff then pulls a rabbit out of his hat and says the show can afford to bring one more couple. And shockingly, she picks Joe, because she can see the Loved One challenge means more to him than anyone else.
And while we’re on the subject, I read in an interview with Fishbach today (thanks, RealitySteve!) that while they were on the island, Kelley and Joe were secretly besties, but we never got to see any of that footage. I’ve long thought those two were the king and queen of the prom, but it’s interesting we were never shown ANY of that played out on screen this season. In fact, Kelley’s gone out of her way to target Joe in conversations and confessionals, so that was very interesting to read.
Personally, I hope they start dating and commence making little Survivor babies, but that’s only because I wanna see her boobs get bigger. However, I digress. So, that leaves Spencer, Jeremy and Tash longing for some love, and I just wonder if there will be repercussions later for Ms. Wentworth. There always is…
Upon returning to camp, the 3 “losers” go f**k off on their own while the other 10 party like it’s 1999, or 2000 when Survivor began. There’s a lot of hugging, and meeting, and greeting, and obviously the game is turned off for a little while. Joe and his pop go off to spend some time together, and they share a nice little conversation about being best friends. I love to see this stuff, because it reminds me of the relationship I have with my sons. Tears…
At the shelter, the losers discuss the picks Kelley made and how sh**ty they all feel. Spencer is especially broken up, which is weird for him, considering he just starting feeling emotions 8 weeks ago (21 days ago show time). But he’s ready to turn it up a notch and hit back hard at being slighted. He really wanted to show his girlfriend how much he misses her, and I’m sure she had nothing else on her mind than throwing down with the unbathed, foul-breath, skeleton robot.
Spencer begins plotting his revenge by proposing a Final 3 alliance with Jeremy and Tash, and they’re both down for it. Tash is especially interested because she now has 2 options to play her way to the end. They continue discussing their next move, which is taking Joe out the next chance they have, since he’s playing the best all-around game. All 3 are down with Must Kill Joe, and we’ll see what opportunities the next Immunity Challenge will present.
Without a doubt the weakest response to the threat of an all girl alliance ever. Golden opportunity to at least force a tie and see what happens. I know Jeremy’s feeling comfortable with an idol, but that’s only good for one week and won’t break the all girl alliance, only infuriate them at that point.
Expanding on the weakest response ever, seriously, why the heck is Keith either incapable of following orders or not being included in these discussions of boys vs girls voting blocks? The Tasha vote made zero sense and is the sign of sheer stupidity (either on his part of the other guy’s part for not including him in the plans).
So at this point, short of some crazy, crazy drama happening, I’m ready to go ahead and declare Wentworth the winner, no matter whom she sits beside at the end (though let’s get real, at this point it’s obviously going to be Abi and whichever girl doesn’t get eliminated when Jeremy plays his idol unless he votes for Abi in which case it’s still Wentworth standing strong against Tasha and Kimmi, both of whom have done nothing).
Shame Joe had to go, and especially that way.
TWD – Yea, totally ready to see the crazy little kid get eaten. Stupid move to start talking in the middle of a herd. His mom tries to save him and gets eaten as well. Also pretty sure Carl gets shot in the comics as they’re running through a zombie herd or something, I’d have to go back and read it. Either way, I’m ready for one eyed Carl (or maybe the TV show can just kill off his character, I’d be fine with that too. Terribly boring).
Joe is a faker ! There I said it (actually boss made me say it ) . We reviewed the video today at work and it looks awfully shady . Hear me (boss really ) out ! Joe looks to be losing control of his super long pole ( boss again she is a perv ) . You can clearly see Joe glance to his right as if looking for a place to fall . Joe then grabs onto part of the structure and damn near lays himself down . I have passed out before ( right after surgery ) got up too fast . You go limp and fall . You don’t grab at something and set yourself down ! Anyway that’s the theory I am sticking with (plus don’t want to get fired ) . Keith my friend calling your wife “Big D ” on national TV is quite the daring move . Southern boys know how to keep their ladies in check . Abi calling out ‘Moldy Joe ” for a haircut was funny to me . I however seriously doubt she is still fully Brazilian herself if you catch my drift . Spencer my man when your woman tells you 37 times in 2 minutes she loves you the proper reaction is not an I love you back . The move is run ! Run far and run fast . Clingy women are never ever good my friend ! But hey she is a super hot nerd so kudos on that ! Looks like game over for the fellas ! I assume Tasha realizes her only female competition is Wentworth . I cant see any jury members voting Abi or Kimmi . I see a all girl 4 person final with Tash bringing that million back to the Lou . Tash if you are single and win call me !
Hey there, I wanted to reply rather quickly this week, since I dropped the ball last week. It was Thanksgiving so I hope I’m cut a little slack on that…
thatguy: Know what you’re saying about the response from the guys. As I wrote, there’s a chance a whole conversation went down between Jeremy and Spencer about having another idol to use to get the numbers even again, but A) Jeremy may have kept it secret and B) I don’t think he would give the idol to save Joe since he’s his biggest competition. I pray that Jeremy just thinks he can steamroll the remaining challenges and perhaps save Spencer the next time he’s on the chopping block. I don’t know anymore… Keith is exactly what I’ve been ragging on for 3 seasons. The dude has no idea, he’s not included, and he does what he wants. That’s 3 strikes against him in my book. Hell, take him to the end cuz you know he ain’t gonna win. Can you imagine his responses at FT? I’d be fine with Kelley winning. I predicted big things for her this season, and it’d be nice to see that come to fruition. I’m glad to see Joe do so well this season. I can’t wait to tabulate everyone’s points to see how he ranks against all other players. With his challenge proficiency, he may have moved into the top 20 players of all time. I can’t wait for the finale to see how everyone ranks. TWD – yes, boy dead, one-eyed Carl, maybe mom gets eaten out by walkers (oh yeah, I went there).
Rick: Thanks for being so dedicated this season! Really appreciate your input. And I appreciate your perv boss. Would love to be interviewed by her and see what questions are asked… Me-fucking-ow… IDK about Joe. I’ve passed out too, and it’s a sudden thing. I think he just felt like he was failing, and knew to plot his collapse. Who knows… I’m just glad Keith didn’t call his wife anything too risque, like “Double D” or something like that. Wait, I may have actually enjoyed that… Abi’s pubes. Gross. Brazilian monkeys flying is nothing I wanna think about. And I’m guessing someone dating Spencer is doing it cuz he’s a reputable celebrity right now. Let’s see what he can pull when he’s been off the show for 8 months. And since Varner was so critical of Tash, I don’t wanna float any “Fish boner” jokes about her. Perhaps she’s getting a miracle edit because she wins it all? Or maybe she just knows how to play to the cameras. She was a pro cheerleader, for f**k’s sake…
Keep the comments coming. Love the interaction.
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Did someone sneak some razors to Kelley or is she so pure that her underarms grow no hair. For some reason the camera was focused on her right armpit for about 30 seconds while discussing the girl alliance, not the least bit of stubble.
Same as you FIsh what the heck was Joe’s logic in regards to not taking Abi to the end. I know he was scrambling but he made no sense. At least go for the she does not deserve it, it is a dishonor to the strong players reasoning.
Once again no hunting for idols and immunity challenge involves standing around. At least this season when it went to one male one female there was not a huge imbalance in the ratio.
Spencer playing out of his league with the GF, but as pointed out, he gets extra points for his celebrity.
Joe and Dad kissing was a bit disturbing to me, but I am of western-Euro stock, so affection not up my alley.
Hey Fish – great recap, of course!
The loved ones episode is always a tearful one, this one included. Hilarious about Keith’s problems since trying to lift his wife, but I thought they were cute together. I, too, was caught off guard about Joe and his dad lip-locking, but I guess just a testament to their close relationship, which is awesome.
At this point, with Joe now gone, I’ve got no one to cheer for. I still have one to despise (Abi), especially after she made the ‘get a haircut, you look like a clown’ comment when voting. So uncalled for.
Very interesting about the Joe/Kelley friendship and not a minute of it being shown on air. I’ve often wondered why they didn’t seem to have an attraction to each other, or at least a small amount of flirting going on. Even though you’re playing Survivor for a million bucks, you’re still aware of another’s charisma. And Joe is super sweet to everyone so I wondered why she seemed to be immune to his charms. Anyway, I think I’ll cheer for Jeremy now.
Good luck on getting on the show – hopefully you’ve heard by now!