SURVIVOR: WC vs BC vs NC – 3/11/15

March 12th, 2015 | 3 Comments | Posted in Survivor 30 - WC vs BC vs NC

Bryan’s Rankings of the Top 125(ish) Players in Survivor History

As previously mentioned, I don’t like subjective lists of “who’s the best player ever” because it’s just so…subjective. What I’m presenting here is the most worthy players in Survivor history. The ones who excelled not only in their seasons, but in comparison to every other season.

The Categories:
-Days on the “island”
-Reward Challenges (Tribe) won
-Reward Challenges (Individual/Post-Merge) won
-Exile Arena win
-Immunity Challenges (Tribe) won or “gifted”
-Immunity Challenges (Individual) won or “granted”
-Hidden Immunity or “Special” Idols found or “gifted”
-Redemption Island duels won or “survived”
-Final tribal council non-winners
-Sole Survivors

Points deducted for:
-Medically Evacuated
-Quitter

I should probably re-evaluate how many points are deducted for quitting, or possibly even remove one from consideration altogether, because in Survivor, there’s nothing worse than that. Without further ado…

Rank Pts. Name Season(s)
1 215 (Boston) Rob Mariano Marq., All-Stars, HvV, Redemption Is.
2 194 Oscar “Ozzy” Lusth Cook Is., Micronesia, South Pacific
3 185 Parvati Shallow Cook Is., Micronesia, HvV
4 173 Amanda Kimmel China, Micronesia, HvV
5 159 Colby Donaldson Aus. Outback, All-Stars, HvV
6 154 Rupert Boneham Pearl Is., All-Stars, HvV, BvW
7 149 Tyson Apostol Tocantins, HvV, BvW
8 147 Russell Hantz Samoa, HvV, Redemption Is.
9 143 Benjamin “Coach” Wade Tocantins, HvV, South Pacific
10 125 Jerri Manthey Aus. Outback, All-Stars, HvV
11 124 Jonathan Penner Cook Is., Micronesia, Philippines
12 119 Malcolm Freberg Philippines, Caramoan
13 118 Erik Reichenbach Micronesia, Caramoan
13 118 John Cochran South Pacific, Caramoan
13 118 Sandra Diaz-Twine Pearl Is., HvV
16 115 James “J.T.” Thomas, Jr. Tocantins, HvV
17 114 Gervase Peterson Borneo, BvW
18 112 Andrea Boehlke Redemption Is., Caramoan
18 112 James Clement China, Micronesia, HvV
20 111 Tina Wesson Aus. Outback, All-Stars, BvW
21 108 Danielle DiLorenzo Panama, HvV
22 107 Amber Brkich Aus. Outback, All-Stars
22 107 Candice Woodcock-Cody Cook Is., HvV, BvW
24 106 Cirie Fields Panama, Micronesia, HvV
25 104 Aras Baskauskas Panama, BvW
25 104 Tom Buchanan Africa, All-Stars
27 102 Kathy Vavrick-O’Brien Marq., All-Stars
27 102 Tom Westman Palau, HvV
29 101 Brenda Lowe Nicaragua, Caramoan
29 101 Laura Morett Samoa, BvW
31 100 Stephenie LaGrossa Palau, Guatemala, HvV
32 99 Eliza Orlins Vanuatu, Micronesia
33 98 Dawn Meehan South Pacific, Caramoan
34 97 Lex van den Berghe Africa, All-Stars
35 96 Phillip Sheppard Redemption Is., Caramoan
36 91 Michael Skupin Aus. Outback, Philippines
37 87 Jenna Lewis Borneo, All-Stars
38 86 Ethan Zohn Africa, All-Stars
39 85 Courtney Yates China, HvV
39 85 Monica Culpepper One World, BvW
41 82 Ami Cusack Vanuatu, Micronesia
42 81 Jenna Morasca Amazon, All-Stars
42 81 Richard Hatch Borneo, All-Stars
44 80 Corinne Kaplan Gabon, Caramoan
45 79 Robert “Bob” Crowley Gabon
46 78 Alicia Calaway Aus. Outback, All-Stars
46 78 Terry Deitz Panama
48 77 Jud “Fabio” Birza Nicaragua
48 77 Kim Spradlin One World
48 77 Yau-Man Chan Fiji, Micronesia
51 75 Brandon Hantz South Pacific, Caramoan
52 74 Brian Heidik Thailand
52 74 Tony Vlachos Cagayan
54 73 Kenward “Boo” Bernis Fiji
55 71 Chris Daugherty Vanuatu
55 71 Jessica “Sugar” Kiper Gabon, HvV
55 71 Natalie Anderson BvW2
58 70 Kat Edorsson One World, BvW
58 70 Sophie Clarke South Pacific
60 69 Kelly Wiglesworth Borneo
60 69 Shii Ann Huang Thailand, All-Stars
60 69 Yul Kwon Cook Is.
63 68 Danni Boatwright Guatemala
64 67 Rob Cesternino Amazon, All-Stars
64 67 Yung “Woo” Hwang Cagayan
66 66 Cassandra Franklin Fiji
66 66 Chase Rice Nicaragua
66 66 Earl Cole Fiji
66 66 Susan Hawk Borneo, All-Stars
70 65 Spencer Bledsoe Cagayan
71 64 Ian Rosenberger Palau
71 64 Stacy Kimball Fiji
73 63 Andria (Dre) “Dreamz” Herd Fiji
73 63 Keith Nale BvW2
75 62 Albert Destrade South Pacific
75 62 Becky Lee Cook Is.
75 62 Matthew “Sash” Lenahan Nicaragua
75 62 Matthew von Ertfelda The Amazon
79 61 Brett Clouser Samoa
79 61 Susie Smith Gabon
81 60 Ashley Underwood Redemption Is.
81 60 Chelsea Meissner One World
81 60 Rafe Judkins Guatemala
81 60 Twila Tanner Vanuatu
85 59 Bobby Jon Drinkard Palau, Guatemala
85 59 Kim Johnson Africa
85 59 Natalie Tenerelli Redemption Is.
85 59 Sabrina Thompson One World
85 59 Stephen Fishbach Tocantins
85 59 Todd Herzog China
85 59 Vecepia Towery Marq.
92 58 Carter Williams Philippines
92 58 Clay Jordan Thailand
92 58 Darrah Johnson Pearl Is.
92 58 Grant Mattos Redemption Is.
92 58 Neleh Dennis Marq.
97 57 Jon Misch BvW2
98 56 Denise Stapley Philippines
98 56 Keith Famie Australian Outback
98 56 Lisa Whelchel Philippines
98 56 Natalie Bolton Micronesia
102 55 Jaclyn Schultz BvW2
102 55 Jason Siska Micronesia
102 55 Rudy Boesch Borneo, All-Stars
102 55 Troy “Troyzan” Robertson One World
106 54 “Jonny Fairplay” Dalton Pearl Is., Micronesia
106 54 Randy Bailey Gabon, HvV
106 54 Reynold Toepfer Caramoan
109 53 Denise Martin China
109 53 Ted Rogers, Jr. Thailand
111 52 Adam Gentry Cook Is.
111 52 Burton Roberts Pearl Is.
111 52 Cindy Hall Guatemala
111 52 Edward “Eddie” Fox Caramoan
111 52 Helen Glover Thailand
111 52 Julie Berry Vanuatu
111 52 Katie Gallagher Palau
111 52 Latasha “Tasha” Fox Cagayan
111 52 Mike Chiesl Redemption Is.
111 52 Missy Payne BvW2
111 52 Paschal English Marq.
111 52 Sundra Oakley Cook Is.
111 52 Trish Hegarty Cagayan
124 51 Alejandro “Alex” Angarita Fiji
124 51 Alicia Rosa One World
124 51 Gregg Carey Palau
124 51 Holly Hoffman Nicaragua
124 51 Jane Bright Nicaragua
124 51 Natalie White Samoa
124 51 Peih-Gee Law China
124 51 Reed Kelly BvW2

And here’s the list prior to season 29:

http://survivor.realitysteve.com/2014/05/22/survivor-brains-vs-brawn-vs-beauty-finale-52114/5/

My mom’s not a whore-ingly…
Fish

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3 thoughts on “SURVIVOR: WC vs BC vs NC – 3/11/15

  1. Perhaps I am Survivored out, but I am bored so far with this season. Too much drama that is pointless.

    I hate that Jeff takes control of Tribal (been happening for a long time), but he even mentioned some after tribal drama.

    I have no idea what the fat guy’s, your mom is a whore comment was about, why even show that, except for some fake drama.

    I enjoyed watching google girl watching monkey love and then describing it, what the heck else is going on? OK every one is smelly and such, but guys google girl is horny, why is no one trying to hit that?

    Did Jenn gain weight? With the nice boobs it looks like she has a bit of a stomach, I did not notice that week one.

    Seems like a weak season, hopefully just a slow start.

  2. Hey Mr. Fish, big kiss! Best recap yet. Love the Fast Times at Ridgemont High reference about the cool buds and tasty waves. “Mr. Spikoli, did you order this pizza?!” But I digress…. Yeah, Shirin is just gross. I’m sure Yahoo is so proud. Don’t see CEO in her future. And does she just have really bad acne or did bugs bite all over her face. EWW, maybe the naked hooch was to distract us from her face? I had to fast forward over the whole monkey part because I was not wanting to have THAT conversation with my kids. My son was so mad bc he loves the Howler Monkeys. He yelled, “why are you fast forwarding?” I said bc I thought Shirin was boring…..Yes, I totally agreed with you about Carolyn. Kinda dumb to not play along looking for the idol as you lay on the twigs with a shit eating grin on your face. The beard guy totally grosses me out, I hate the name Max, I hate facial hair and he just seems so smug. Yuck! Next the blue collars. The your mom’s a whore thing was just so, well, blue collar! I hate to tell Rodney but all that is, is a grown up version of your momma’s so fat, which my 4th grade son and all of his sons love to do. And no, this momma is not fat. I think its funny. So stupid. Every time that fat guy comes on my son yells out EWWWWWW. Something about long, wet chest and belly hair is really gross. I hope that doesn’t fall in anyone’s rice.
    Oh yeah, you asked me last week why if I’d been Will I would have voted out Jenn and not Vince. Yes, Vince was creepy, point taken. But he was strong and looks fast. If I was Will, I’d be thinking…Vote Jenn out, then I’m still strong with Nina and Vince (who both don’t like Jenn), Joe loses his biggest fan, Haley loses her BFF and we don’t lose a strong man. Plus, Haley hates Nina and vice versa so you keep that alive which takes the attention off Will, who is one cheeseburger away from angioplasty anyway.
    I agree with “the doctor” above, I noticed the same thing about Jenn. Perhaps the only person in history to look fatter after a few episodes of survivor.
    The state trooper has sure stayed quiet, I’m giving her my early vote for winner!

  3. Holy smokes, you’re both onto some things. My thoughts…

    [doc] I agree on the drama. It just seems so unnecessary. I know reality tv is based on conflict, but it seems that’s all there is so far. Aside from the surfing bit, everything else is just people bitching about each other.
    -I agree with you about Jeff’s involvement at Tribals. He used to let things unfold, but now he seems to be steering the tribals down a path. Kinda not the point of the show, right?
    -And yeah, the whole “whore” thing was so out of left field. Just kinda seems like a producer said, “Call Rodney’s mom a whore and Rodney you flip out.” But based on what Coach told me last season, the producers only “observe.”
    -And I don’t think anyone wants to nail Shirin. Tyler’s married, Joaquin Dead wants slutty hot girls, and Max seems to be in shape enough to bang girls who are in shape. Have you seen her hips?
    -And finally, yeah, I agree with both you and kinb, Jenn seems to be sporting a bit of a tummy this week. She’s already kinda “hippy” so maybe she’s retaining water this week…?
    -I just hope things pick up. I read a spoiler that we have to wait til season 32 for returning players, so I’m loathing another season of newbies. They just don’t bring enough to the table.

    [kinb] Loving you! :-* I think that’s the one thing that scares me most about being on Survivor. The constant existing in hot humid weather with bugs feasting on you. I’ve seen so many horror stories of contestants getting destroyed by mosquitoes, bugs, and other varmints, with leaves their skin looking fugly. Can’t a season be sponsored by Off! so the players can stay a little protected? I know they want maintain a true survival aspect to the game, but come on, it’s a frickin TV show! Who knows what other creepy crawlers are creeping and crawling around some of the more “humid” areas of female contestants…?
    -I get that Carolyn had to stay to “tend the fire,” but it just seems a little curious that she wouldn’t want to be around the others. Maybe the WC are dumber than we’re seeing…?
    -The verdict is still out on Max for me. I can appreciate any real Survivor fan, and he was cool enough to hit me up with a tweet this week, and the fact he lives in an area I used to tool around in as a kid is cool to me. Yeah, the beard can go, but everyone’s got their calling card…
    -And yeah, Dan is just…gross. I still don’t understand why Probst said this is a great cast… Maybe the show realized they made a mistake and is overcompensating?
    -I get what you’re saying about voting for Jenn. Makes sense now. Can’t wait to see her lose 12-14 pounds and continue skinny dipping.
    -And I forgot to mention in the column the past two weeks that Kelly’s almost non-existent. Last week I don’t think she had one sound bite and this week just that one confessional, pretty much. I think last season Reed had a similar arch where he was nowhere to be seen on some early episodes but then became a player. We’ll see if they’re just recycling every aspect of the show now… Would be nice to know that a show runner is working to keep things fresh and not rehashing every aspect of the show… Have a great week, Kate XO

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