First off, wanted to send a shout out to all the folks commenting on the premiere episode blog – 19 comments, I’m pretty sure that’s a record for any of my blogs. At least Survivor ones. I think a Big Brother blog had over 20 once, but Survivor barely ever generates any comments, so I’m hoping to change that this year. Make it a week long blog/conversation, rather than me just spitting out this blog and having it end there. So, even if you want to comment and tell me I suck, do so in the comments, I’d love to hear from you. But, enough about me, let’s get to the real reason you’re here.

We head off to the Bikal tribe (Semi-Memorable Previous Contestants), where Dawn has already cracked and turned into Lisa from Growing Pains or whatever the hell show that chick was on from last season. She’s apologizing to Brandon for some reason or another, as if Brandon is the person you most need to apologize to when you think you’ve done … Continue reading →

I’m back, b*tches. Another season of Survivor is in the bag…oh wait, it just started, didn’t it? I’m confused – didn’t we just crown a champion? Why are we back on the island with a bunch of other people? Oh, it’s a new season? Are you sure? I swear I just finished an episode blog last week for Steve and he threw it up on his website, a 2 or 5 people commented on it, and I was planning my Survivor retirement in some non-tropical, suburban city of Chicago. But, if you’re telling me this is a new season, I’ll believe you, and I’ll prepare myself for 15 or so weeks of writing more recaps about these idiots they’re trying to tell me are my “Favorites” from seasons past. Seriously, CBS, Francesca is a favorite of mine? I don’t even think she’s a favorite of her own parents, let alone the few people who remember her from her one episode! And, who is this Corinne chick? Sure, she has pretty dimples, but not pretty enough … Continue reading →