And…we’re back. It’s Survivor night again and I’m mentally preparing myself to hate Colton. Oh wait, no need to prepare myself for that, I already f*cking despise the kid. I think I’m actually hoping he doesn’t play as prominent a role in this episode, so maybe I can actually enjoy an episode of Survivor this season.

Before I get into the episode, I wanted to dispel Bill’s idea of a “struggling comic.” Has anyone else seen that new nation-wide commercial for freescore.com? If not, look for it and tell me who you see. Yes, it’s Bill. I don’t know about you, but when I hear “struggling comic,” the first thing that pops up in my head is not someone who has been on a nationally syndicated commercial, no matter what product it is for! Now, I’m sure he didn’t get paid millions of dollars to be in that commercial, but he’s definitely seeing some sort of paycheck from it. I’m fairly certain there are actual struggling comics, who are still paying clubs to let … Continue reading →

F*ck me.

I’m going to do my absolute best here to write this blog in sequential order, but just know that it’s taking every bit of me to not jump to the end and just tear into these dipdicks. I can’t believe I tried to stick up for these douchettes last week with saying the challenges weren’t equal and whatnot. I kind of just wish Probst would tell us they are cancelling this season. Let me just see what I can do here with the first half of the episode.

The first note I wrote was “I don’t even know these a-hole’s names.” I think that should have been the title of this episode. It kind of played into it a little later with a situation on the Menudo tribe as it is, but sh*t, I swear you could show me a picture of these contestants and I’d probably get 3 of them. I mean, I don’t even know their names, it’s not just I don’t know the face that goes with the name, I … Continue reading →

Disclaimer: I have had one hell of a bad week, so stick around because these people are going to get it today. I have to displace my anger somewhere, right? I’m certainly not going to look within to change anything, I’d much rather take it out on people I’m never going to meet in real life. I do this all for your pleasure. See how nice I am? I have no issue tearing down one person as long as it lifts the spirit of hundreds! Just like Mother Theresa would have wanted…

We start off the episode over at the Salami tribe, where Chelsea is doing the voiceover, “All eyes are on Kat now as we try and get rid of the weak players even if they’re in our alliance.” Two things, one, if you decided to keep her after the last tribal, I think I need a better explanation as to why because she was the weakest one at that point, as well, even more so than The Ugly One. And, second, if you … Continue reading →