Disclaimer: I have had one hell of a bad week, so stick around because these people are going to get it today. I have to displace my anger somewhere, right? I’m certainly not going to look within to change anything, I’d much rather take it out on people I’m never going to meet in real life. I do this all for your pleasure. See how nice I am? I have no issue tearing down one person as long as it lifts the spirit of hundreds! Just like Mother Theresa would have wanted…

We start off the episode over at the Salami tribe, where Chelsea is doing the voiceover, “All eyes are on Kat now as we try and get rid of the weak players even if they’re in our alliance.” Two things, one, if you decided to keep her after the last tribal, I think I need a better explanation as to why because she was the weakest one at that point, as well, even more so than The Ugly One. And, second, if you … Continue reading →

Since I write for realitysteve.com, a site mostly known for blogging about The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, I am not lost on the fact that most of my readers are women. Trust me, that is not lost on me. So, when I say things like what I’m about to say, just remember that. I’m not trying to piss you females off, but it’s just too hard not to comment on things such as these. I thank you for your patience.

Women are f*cking delusional. In all honesty, though, I think that is my favorite aspect of the female persuasion. I loved it how Alicia was all excited about how Christina made herself seem crazy because “she told me to shut up.” I always say that women need to have a camera crew follow them around all day so that they can see what other people see when they are making their stupid faces while they’re making their stupid comments and how they come off in conversation. But, then I remember that they’re delusional and even … Continue reading →

Ok, everyone, I’m sure you’ll happy as hell to have Survivor back in your lives, but I’m sure the REAL reason you’re glad it’s back is so you can feed my humongous ego by reading my blog and sending me all sorts of praises afterwards!! I wouldn’t be who I am without you, so I’m glad to do this for you…

We start off with Probst flying over the island in a helicopter explaining that the 18 idiots they’ve chosen to play this year don’t know what’s coming their way. Then, we get a quick glimpse into the inner most thoughts of said idiots on why they think they’re going to win the show. I guess one of them has to win and after looking back recently on the previous winners of the show, I have to say anyone can win this game. So, let’s do this.

First thing I’ll say is that I take back everything I said in my preview blog about Alicia being my crush of the season. She is being replaced … Continue reading →