Sometimes in life, you get what you ask for. You get what you wish for. And, the difference in people’s lives is whether or not they get the wishes that turn them into rich and famous people or they get the wishes that make it a tad bit easier to watch some meaningless reality television shows. Either way, you have to take what you can get, right? And, so you know, that last sentence may be the most optimistic thing I can ever say…

I will try and hold back my excitement for what happened in this episode, but it’s a difficult thing to do.

So, we start off the episode with more redundancy. That redundancy came in the form of Colton being bitter enough in his life to call Christina a “cockroach” and telling her to go jump in a fire. I would understand it, and probably even find it a tad funny, if Colton would just say these things, jokingly, in his interviews, but the fact that he openly speaks this way to … Continue reading →

And…we’re back. It’s Survivor night again and I’m mentally preparing myself to hate Colton. Oh wait, no need to prepare myself for that, I already f*cking despise the kid. I think I’m actually hoping he doesn’t play as prominent a role in this episode, so maybe I can actually enjoy an episode of Survivor this season.

Before I get into the episode, I wanted to dispel Bill’s idea of a “struggling comic.” Has anyone else seen that new nation-wide commercial for freescore.com? If not, look for it and tell me who you see. Yes, it’s Bill. I don’t know about you, but when I hear “struggling comic,” the first thing that pops up in my head is not someone who has been on a nationally syndicated commercial, no matter what product it is for! Now, I’m sure he didn’t get paid millions of dollars to be in that commercial, but he’s definitely seeing some sort of paycheck from it. I’m fairly certain there are actual struggling comics, who are still paying clubs to let … Continue reading →

F*ck me.

I’m going to do my absolute best here to write this blog in sequential order, but just know that it’s taking every bit of me to not jump to the end and just tear into these dipdicks. I can’t believe I tried to stick up for these douchettes last week with saying the challenges weren’t equal and whatnot. I kind of just wish Probst would tell us they are cancelling this season. Let me just see what I can do here with the first half of the episode.

The first note I wrote was “I don’t even know these a-hole’s names.” I think that should have been the title of this episode. It kind of played into it a little later with a situation on the Menudo tribe as it is, but sh*t, I swear you could show me a picture of these contestants and I’d probably get 3 of them. I mean, I don’t even know their names, it’s not just I don’t know the face that goes with the name, I … Continue reading →