My favorite night of the week is back. Wednesday’s and Survivor. This season has been pretty lackluster in every department, but I will say that this episode had a little more substance to it. Dare I say I may have even liked the episode. Ok, let’s not go that far. I still got pissed off at how stupid these people are, but that’s pretty much how I am as a person; nothing against the show, I guess. Let’s see what these idiots got themselves into this time around…

The show starts off with Tarzan breaking it down to Troyzan what should be obvious to Troyzan, but he’s too f*cking stupid to see, and that’s that the girls have won this game. He tells Troyzan (I still can’t believe I have to write the names Tarzan and Troyzan and be semi-serious when I do so; what grown man wants to be known by Tarzan and/or Troyzan?!?) that the guys just fell apart and the girls took over. The guys lost this game just as much as … Continue reading →

So, the show starts off with Troyzan and Jay worrying that they made a mistake by voting Jonas out and giving the girls the power, not only within their alliance (they have 7 in their group, 4 of which are women) but also in the game (it was 6 guys, 6 girls, now obviously 6-5 in favor of girls). You think? In a season that started out as guys vs. girls, you two guys must not be too bright to think you made a mistake by voting out a guy (who you even admitted was an original member of your alliance) and giving the girls numbers inside the game. I’m not sure what it’s going to take for these idiots to ever learn common sense, but I guess that’s why they play the game, right? You never know what’s going to happen. Sometimes, you just have to trust who you are with and hope they back up their end of the deal. If they don’t, it doesn’t automatically make you an idiot, but close to … Continue reading →

So, the tribe came up with a new name for themselves. Troyzan brings up Tikiano and I’m pretty sure everyone else just went along with it because they’re either too stupid to come up with anything “tribal” or just too damn tired to even care at this point. But, I find it hilarious that he puts the two words “tiki” and “ano” together, because they mean “god” and “year.” First off, “tiki” does not mean god. Unless it’s in some other language than what I’m thinking he is deriving the word from. But, in Hawaiian culture, they are Tiki gods. The tiki’s represent the gods. If anything, the word tiki would be statue, more than god. But, I’m no expert in Hawaiian culture, but I do believe that the word tiki does not mean god. And, ano does mean year…in Spanish!! So, he’s taking two words from two different languages, forming them as one and thinking that would designate this the “Year of the gods?” Brilliant. I grow more and more jealous of these people’s … Continue reading →