SURVIVOR: BRAINS VS BRAWN VS BEAUTY – 5/7/14

May 7th, 2014 | 1 Comment | Posted in Survivor 28 - B vs B vs B

BRYAN ’S RANKINGS OF ALL SURVIVOR PLAYERS (#16-70)

Our final big group of names includes some of the most popular castaways to have played Survivor. It features the 1st 3 winners, plus 14 more to boot. Plus, you’ll find such memorable players as James, Andrea, Cirie, Big Tom, Brenda, Lex, Skupin, Boo, Sugar, and Susan Hawk…almost everyone’s a star. Please peruse and share the hell out of it as I’m still looking for this to make a dent in the Survivorverse…

Also, please enjoy the comments, which I’ve included for every player on today’s reveal. Keep in mind that I endeavor to be humorous with most, informational with others, and hopefully not too mean-spirited with a few. As a Superfan, I have my own favorites and dislikes, and sometimes that comes out in the comments. Enjoy…

The Categories:
Days on the “island”
Reward Challenges (Tribe) won

Reward Challenges (Individual/Post-Merge) won
Immunity Challenges (Tribe) won
Immunity Challenges (Individual) won or “gifted”
Hidden Immunity Idols found or “gifted”
Red. Island duels won or passed
Final tribal council non-winners
Sole Survivors

Points deducted for:
Medically Evacuated
Quitting the show voluntarily

Rank Pts. Name Season(s) Comments
16 115 “J.T.” Thomas, Jr. Tocantins, H vs. V You gave an idol to who?
17 114 Gervase Peterson Borneo, B vs. W Tina says “stay out of strip clubs!”
18 112 James Clement China, Micronesia, H vs. V Is that an idol in your pocket?
18 112 Andrea Boehlke Red. Is., Caramoan Stealth R Us blindside X 2!
20 111 Tina Wesson Aus. Outback, All-Stars, B vs. W Let’s take it easy on T
21 108 Danielle DiLorenzo Panama, H vs. V Her fight w/Amanda = priceless
22 107 Amber Brkich Aus. Outback, All-Stars Same birthdate as Sarah. Weird…
22 107 Candice Woodcock-Cody Cook Is., H vs. V, B vs. W Sexy, smart…mutinous!
24 106 Cirie Fields Panama, Micronesia, H vs. V Was never my type of player
25 104 Tom Buchanan Africa, All-Stars Don’t piss off Big Tom!
25 104 Aras Baskauskas Panama, B vs. W B-ball, yoga, Sole-Survivor!
27 102 Kathy Vavrick-O’Brien Marquesas, All-Stars Only one to pee on someone
27 102 Tom Westman Palau, H vs. V Almost threw a “perfect game”
29 101 Brenda Lowe Nicaragua, Caramoan LOVED her until “teeth-gate”
29 101 Laura Morett Samoa, B vs. W Mrs. Redemption Island!
31 100 Stephenie LaGrossa Palau, Guatemala, H vs. V Is she good or evil…?
32 99 Eliza Orlins Vanuatu, Micronesia The 1st Ponderosa visitor!
33 98 Dawn Meehan South Pacific, Caramoan Emotional much?
34 97 Lex van den Berghe Africa, All-Stars You can’t trust Rob, can you?
35 96 Phillip Sheppard Red. Is., Caramoan Polarizing player…
36 91 Michael Skupin Aus. Outback, Philippines Played smart, strong, safe!
37 87 Jenna Lewis Borneo, All-Stars Sex tape vs. no home video
38 86 Ethan Zohn Africa, All-Stars Amber, Jenna, Corinne, now who?
39 85 Courtney Yates China, H vs. V How did she go so deep?
39 85 Monica Culpepper One World, B vs. W IMO, one of the best!
41 82 Ami Cusack Vanuatu, Micronesia I wish she smiled more…
42 81 Jenna Morasca Amazon, All-Stars Yeah, I saw that Playboy…
42 81 Richard Hatch Borneo, All-Stars The 1st “weiner”…
44 80 Corinne Kaplan Gabon, Caramoan Worst TC bitch comment ever!
45 79 “Bob” Crowley Gabon The oldest winner ever
46 78 Alicia Calaway Aus. Outback, All-Stars Don’t wag your finger at me!
46 78 Terry Deitz Panama A monster! Deserved to win!
48 77 Yau-Man Chan Fiji, Micronesia Dreamz screwed him royally…
48 77 Jud “Fabio” Birza Nicaragua Quitters helped him win.
48 77 Kim Spradlin One World Impressive game
51 75 Brandon Hantz South Pacific, Caramoan Don’t get me started…
52 74 Brian Heidik Thailand So that’s CC Costigan’s ex!
53 73 Kenward “Boo” Bernis Fiji Helped many get on show
54 71 Jessica “Sugar” Kiper Gabon, H vs. V You see her in Weeds?!
54 71 Chris Daugherty Vanuatu Is he still on that beam?
56 70 Kat Edorsson One World, B vs. W We got it, you got a boob job!
57 70 Sophie Clarke South Pacific Only one to win 2x same day
58 69 Kelly Wiglesworth Borneo A challenge monstress!
58 69 Yul Kwon Cook Is. Only Asian winner…
58 69 Shii Ann Huang Thailand, All-Stars 1st Asian on the show
61 68 Danni Boatwright Guatemala 1st to buy an auction advantage
62 67 Rob Cesternino Amazon, All-Stars Watches more TV than me!
63 66 Susan Hawk Borneo, All-Stars The 1st real “moment” on Survivor
63 66 Cassandra Franklin Fiji Attended the least # of TC
63 66 Earl Cole Fiji 1st to win unanimously
63 66 Chase Rice Nicaragua Quitters made him lose…
67 64 Stacy Kimball Fiji Most challenges won
67 64 Ian Rosenberger Palau Morals above competition..
69 63 “Dreamz” Herd Fiji Biggest jerk move on Survivor
70 62 Becky Lee Cook Is. Needed matches to make fire!
70 62 “Sash” Lenahan Nicaragua Mortgage-gate!
70 62 Albert Destrade South Pacific Too smarmy to win…
70 62 Matthew von Ertfelda The Amazon Go sharpen that machete!
74 61 Susie Smith Gabon
74 61 Brett Clouser Samoa
76 60 Rafe Judkins Guatemala
76 60 Chelsea Meissner One World
76 60 Ashley Underwood Red. Is.
76 60 Twila Tanner Vanuatu
80 59 Kim Johnson Africa
80 59 Todd Herzog China
80 59 Vecepia Towery Marquesas
80 59 Sabrina Thompson One World
80 59 Bobby Jon Drinkard Palau, Guatemala
80 59 Natalie Tenerelli Red. Is.
80 59 Stephen Fishbach Tocantins
87 58 Neleh Dennis Marquesas
87 58 Darrah Johnson Pearl Is.
87 58 Carter Williams Philippines
87 58 Grant Mattos Red. Is.
87 58 Clay Jordan Thailand
92 56 Keith Famie Australian Outback
92 56 Natalie Bolton Micronesia
92 56 Denise Stapley Philippines
92 56 Lisa Whelchel Philippines
96 55 Rudy Boesch Borneo, All-Stars
96 55 Jason Siska Micronesia
96 55 “Troyzan” Robertson One World
99 54 Reynold Toepfer Caramoan
99 54 Randy Bailey Gabon, H vs. V
99 54 “Jonny Fairplay” Dalton Pearl Is., Micronesia
102 53 Denise Martin China
102 53 Ted Rogers, Jr. Thailand
104 52 Edward “Eddie” Fox Caramoan
104 52 Adam Gentry Cook Is.
104 52 Sundra Oakley Cook Is.
104 52 Cindy Hall Guatemala
104 52 Paschal English Marquesas
104 52 Katie Gallagher Palau
104 52 Burton Roberts Pearl Is.
104 52 Mike Chiesl Red. Is.
104 52 Helen Glover Thailand
104 52 Julie Berry Vanuatu
114 51 Peih-Gee Law China
114 51 “Alex” Angarita Fiji
114 51 Holly Hoffman Nicaragua
114 51 Jane Bright Nicaragua
114 51 Alicia Rosa One World
114 51 Gregg Carey Palau
114 51 Natalie White Samoa
121 50 Teresa Cooper Africa
121 50 Sherri Biethman Caramoan
121 50 Jaison Robinson Samoa
124 49 Ciera Eastin B vs. W
124 49 Judd Sergeant Guatemala
124 49 Caryn Groedel Palau
124 49 Jennifer “Jenn” Lyon Palau
124 49 Abi-Maria Gomes Philippines
124 49 Mick Trimming Samoa
124 49 “Shambo” Waters Samoa
124 49 Jan Gentry Thailand
124 49 Heidi Strobel The Amazon
124 49 Debra “Debbie” Beebe Tocantins
124 49 Erinn Lobdell Tocantins
135 48 Elisabeth Filarski Australian Outback
135 48 Marcus Lehman Gabon
135 48 Tammy Leitner Marquesas
135 48 Alexis Jones Micronesia
135 48 Ben “Benry” Henry Nicaragua
135 48 Dan Lembo Nicaragua
135 48 Christina Cha One World
135 48 Rick Nelson South Pacific
135 48 “Taj” Johnson-George Tocantins
144 47 Edgardo Rivera Fiji
144 47 Matty Whitmore Gabon
144 47 David “Dave” Ball Samoa
144 47 John Fincher Samoa
144 47 Monica Padilla Samoa
144 47 Scout Cloud Lee Vanuatu
150 46 Sean Kenniff Borneo
150 46 Greg “Tarzan” Smith One World
150 46 Peter “Pete” Yurkowski Philippines
150 46 Matt Elrod Red. Is.
150 46 Ralph Kiser Red. Is.
155 45 Hayden Moss B vs. W
155 45 Charlie Herschel Gabon
155 45 Gary Hogeboom Guatemala
155 45 Jay Byars One World
155 45 Lillian Morris Pearl Is.
155 45 Butch Lockley The Amazon
161 44 Erik Huffman China
161 44 Robert DeCanio Marquesas
161 44 NaOnka Mixon Nicaragua
161 44 Shane Powers Panama
161 44 Edna Ma South Pacific
161 44 Whitney Duncan South Pacific
167 43 Kim Powers Africa
167 43 Nick Brown Australian Outback
167 43 Rodger Bingham Australian Outback
167 43 Colleen Haskell Borneo
167 43 Ken Hoang Gabon
172 42 Frank Garrison Africa
172 42 Sean Rector Marquesas
172 42 Bruce Kanegai Panama
172 42 Artis Silvester Philippines
172 42 Jake Billingsley Thailand
172 42 Leann Slaby Vanuatu
178 41 Lydia Morales Guatemala
178 41 Courtney Marit Panama
178 41 Christy Smith The Amazon
181 40 Katie Collins B vs. W
181 40 Sally Schumann Panama
181 40 Steve Wright Red. Is.
181 40 Sierra Reed Tocantins
185 39 Brandon Quinton Africa
185 39 Caleb Bankston B vs. W
185 39 “Frosti” Zernow China
185 39 Crystal Cox Gabon
185 39 Penny Ramsey Thailand
185 39 Alex Bell The Amazon
185 39 Deena Bennett The Amazon
185 39 Brendan Synnott Tocantins
185 39 “Chad” Crittenden Vanuatu
194 38 Jean-Robert Bellande China
194 38 “Nate” Gonzalez Cook Is.
194 38 Lisette “Lisi” Linares Fiji
194 38 Jamie Newton Guatemala
194 38 Coby Archa Palau
194 38 Christa Hastie Pearl Is.
194 38 Kelly Sharbaugh Samoa
194 38 Jim Rice South Pacific
194 38 Lea Masters Vanuatu
203 37 Greg Buis Borneo
203 37 Zoe Zanidakis Marquesas
203 37 Leif Manson One World
203 37 Janu Tornell Palau
203 37 Tijuana Bradley Pearl Is.
203 37 Julie Wolfe Red. Is.
203 37 Erik Cardona Samoa
210 36 Jeff Kent Philippines
210 36 Ken Stafford Thailand
212 35 Vytas Baskauskas B vs. W
212 35 Michael Jefferson One World
212 35 Colton Cumbie One World, B vs. W
212 35 Russell Swan Samoa, Philippines
216 34 Jenny Guzon-Bae Cook Is.
216 34 Alina Wilson Nicaragua
216 34 Kelly Shinn Nicaragua
216 34 Marty Piombo Nicaragua
216 34 Keith Tollefson South Pacific
216 34 Dave Johnson The Amazon
222 33 Michelle Yi Fiji
222 33 Mookie Lee Fiji
222 33 Dan Kay Gabon
222 33 “Kathy” Sleckman Micronesia
222 33 “RC” Saint-Amour Philippines
222 33 Erin Collins Thailand
228 32 Kelly Goldsmith Africa
228 32 Brad Virata Cook Is.
228 32 Brandon Bellinger Guatemala
231 31 Michael Snow Caramoan
231 31 Rebecca Borman Cook Is.
231 31 Ace Gordon Gabon
231 31 Ryan Opray Pearl Is.
231 31 David Murphy Red. Is.
231 31 John Kenney Vanuatu
237 30 Jeff Varner Australian Outback
237 30 Jessica Smith Cook Is.
237 30 John Carroll Marquesas
237 30 Austin Carty Panama
241 29 Clarence Black Africa
241 29 Gretchen Cordy Borneo
241 29 Jill Behm Nicaragua
241 29 Roger Sexton The Amazon
245 28 Lindsey Richter Africa
245 28 Laura Boneham B vs. W
245 28 Andrew Savage Pearl Is.
245 28 Shawn Cohen Pearl Is.
245 28 Trish Dunn Pearl Is.
245 28 Sarita White Red. Is.
251 27 Robb Zbacnik Thailand
251 27 Rory Freeman Vanuatu
253 26 Joel Klug Borneo
253 26 Jaime Dugan China
253 26 Anh-Tuan “Cao Boi” Bui Cook Is.
253 26 Tracy Hughes-Wolf Micronesia
253 26 Jonas Otsuji One World
253 26 Nick Stanbury Panama
253 26 Stephanie Valencia Red. Is.
253 26 Christine Shields Markoski South Pacific
253 26 Shawna Mitchell The Amazon
253 26 Joe Dowdle Tocantins
253 26 Sydney Wheeler Tocantins
264 25 Kelly Czarnecki Gabon
264 25 Margaret Bobonich Guatemala
264 25 Gabriel Cade Marquesas
264 25 Ibrehem Rahman Palau
264 25 Mikayla Wingle South Pacific
269 24 Aaron Reisberger China
269 24 Sherea Lloyd China
269 24 Amy O’Hara Guatemala
269 24 Blake Towsley Guatemala
269 24 Michelle Tesauro Pearl Is.
274 23 Silas Gaither Africa
274 23 John Cody B vs. W
274 23 Julia Landauer Caramoan
274 23 Liliana Gomez Fiji
274 23 Dan Barry Panama
274 23 Osten Taylor Pearl Is.
280 22 Kimmi Kappenberg Australian Outback
280 22 James “Rocky” Reid Fiji
280 22 Danny “GC” Brown Gabon
280 22 Gina Crews Marquesas
280 22 Chet Welch Micronesia
280 22 Kelly Bruno Nicaragua
280 22 Katie Hanson Philippines
280 22 Spencer Duhm Tocantins
280 22 Lisa Keiffer Vanuatu
289 21 Dirk Been Borneo
289 21 Cristina Coria Cook Is.
289 21 Elizabeth “Liz” Kim Samoa
289 21 Elyse Umemoto South Pacific
289 21 Jeanne Hebert The Amazon
294 20 Matt Bischoff Caramoan
294 20 Brian Corridan Guatemala
294 20 Willard Smith Palau
294 20 Bobby Mason Panama
294 20 Krista Klumpp Red. Is.
294 20 Stephanie Dill Thailand
300 19 Stephannie Favor Cook Is.
300 19 Jacquie Berg Gabon
300 19 Joel Anderson Micronesia
300 19 Yve Rojas Nicaragua
300 19 Bill Posley One World
300 19 Sandy Burgin Tocantins
306 18 Anthony Robinson Fiji
306 18 Brooke Struck Guatemala
306 18 Tyrone Davis Nicaragua
306 18 James Miller Palau
306 18 Dana Lambert Philippines
306 18 Kristina Kell Red. Is.
306 18 Joanna Ward The Amazon
313 17 Linda Spencer Africa
313 17 Mitchell Olson Australian Outback
313 17 Ramona Gray Borneo
313 17 Stacey Powell South Pacific
317 16 J.P. Calderon Cook Is.
317 16 Gary Stritesky Fiji
317 16 Rita Verreos Fiji
317 16 “Mikey B” Bortone Micronesia
317 16 Ruth-Marie Milliman Panama
317 16 Sarah Dawson Philippines
317 16 Ashley Trainer Samoa
317 16 Yasmin Giles Samoa
325 15 Carl Bilancione Africa
325 15 Brad Culpepper B vs. W
325 15 Dave Cruser China
325 15 Ghandia Johnson Thailand
325 15 Travis Sampson Vanuatu
330 14 Maralyn Hershey Australian Outback
330 14 Jimmy Tarantino Nicaragua
330 14 Matt Quinlan One World
330 14 Angie Jakusz Palau
330 14 Misty Giles Panama
330 14 Jed Hildebrand Thailand
336 13 Leslie Nease China
336 13 Paloma Soto-Castillo Gabon
336 13 “Kim” Mullen Palau
336 13 Brady Finta Vanuatu
340 12 Stacey Stillman Borneo
340 12 Laura Alexander Caramoan
340 12 Sylvia Kwan Fiji
340 12 Sarah Jones Marquesas
340 12 “Papa Bear” Caruso South Pacific
340 12 Jerry Sims Tocantins
346 11 Marissa Peterson B vs. W
346 11 Cecilia Mansilla Cook Is.
346 11 Jimmy Johnson Nicaragua
346 11 Daniel Lue The Amazon
346 11 Mia Galeotalanza Vanuatu
351 10 Kel Gleason Australian Outback
351 10 Shamar Thomas Caramoan
351 10 Brianna Varela Guatemala
351 10 Jeff Wilson Palau
351 10 Francesca Hogi Red. Is., Caramoan
351 10 Dolly Neely Vanuatu
351 10 John Palyok Vanuatu
358 9 B.B. Andersen Borneo
358 9 Hope Driskill Caramoan
358 9 Billy Garcia Cook Is.
358 9 Hunter Ellis Marquesas
358 9 Mary Sartain Micronesia
358 9 Ben Browning Samoa
358 9 Janet Koth The Amazon
358 9 Candace Smith Tocantins
366 8 Morgan McDevitt Guatemala
366 8 Shannon Elkins Nicaragua
366 8 Ryan Shoulders Pearl Is.
366 8 Angie Layton Philippines
370 7 Rachel Foulger B vs. W
370 7 “Allie” Pohevitz Caramoan
370 7 Ashlee Ashby Palau
370 7 Jolanda Jones Palau
374 6 Jessie Camacho Africa
374 6 Ashley Massaro China
374 6 Erica Durousseau Fiji
374 6 Gillian Larson Gabon
374 6 Patricia Jackson Marquesas
374 6 Melinda Hyder Panama
374 6 “Roxy” Morris Philippines
374 6 Betsy Bolan Samoa
374 6 Semhar Tadesse South Pacific
374 6 Tanya Vance Thailand
384 5 Nina Acosta One World
384 5 Nicole Delma Pearl Is.
386 4 Jim Lynch Guatemala
386 4 Marisa Calihan Samoa
388 3 Diane Ogden Africa
388 3 Debb Eaton Australian Outback
388 3 Sonja Christopher Borneo
388 3 “Chicken” Morris China
388 3 Sekou Bunch Cook Is.
388 3 Jessica DeBen Fiji
388 3 Michelle Chase Gabon
388 3 Peter Harkey Marquesas
388 3 Wendy DeSmidt-Kohlhoff Nicaragua
388 3 Tina Scheer Panama
388 3 Zane Knight Philippines
388 3 Mike Borassi Samoa
388 3 John Raymond Thailand
388 3 Ryan Aiken The Amazon
388 3 Carolina Eastwood Tocantins
388 3 Brook Geraghty Vanuatu
404 2 Jonathan Libby Palau
404 2 Wanda Shirk Palau
406 1 Kourtney Moon One World

One thought on “SURVIVOR: BRAINS VS BRAWN VS BEAUTY – 5/7/14

  1. Tony’s vote was completely out of the blue. Not sure what we were not shown. My only guess is that he figured out that Trish was getting voted out so he did not want to p -off Kass or Woo.

    I also cannot figure out why Tony did not save Trish and voted out Woo.

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