BRYAN ’S RANKINGS OF ALL SURVIVOR PLAYERS
We’ve moved into the 100’s now as I’ve included #194-241. Some big names are in this batch: Sarge, Russell Swan, Colton , Vytas, RC, so you know that subsequent weeks are going to feature even bigger players. I’ve decided to only include comments in the week I release players’ names. I’ve had a slight change of heart on some of the “less than flattering” ones. I don’t think that people need to be reminded of those each week. Plus, they’ll always exist in the previous weeks, so if you wanna check them out later, have at it. I may release the final list with comments on everyone, but right now I’m more interested in just putting out the rankings. As much fun as it can be to be snarky, I envisioned this list being more about achievement, and less about the size of people’s boobs…
The Categories:
Days on the “island”
Reward Challenges (Tribe) won
Reward Challenges (Individual/Post-Merge) won
Immunity Challenges (Tribe) won
Immunity Challenges (Individual) won or “gifted”
Hidden Immunity Idols found or “gifted”
Redemption Island duels won or passed
Final tribal council non-winners
Sole Survivors
Points are deducted for:
Medically Evacuated
Quitting the show voluntarily
Rank Pts Name Season(s) Comment:
194 38 Jean-Robert Bellande China Made his million in poker…
194 38 “Nate” Gonzalez Cook Islands
194 38 Lisette “Lisi” Linares Fiji You can’t unsee “Tightie Whities”
194 38 Jamie Newton Guatemala
194 38 Coby Archa Palau
194 38 Christa Hastie Pearl Islands She can wash MY car!
194 38 Kelly Sharbaugh Samoa
194 38 Jim Rice South Pacific Loving Colorado’s new laws?
194 38 Lea “Sarge” Masters Vanuatu
203 37 Greg Buis Borneo 1st to wear immunity necklace
203 37 Zoe Zanidakis Marquesas
203 37 Leif Manson One World Did he even speak all season?
203 37 Janu Tornell Palau 1st to go to Exile Island
203 37 Tijuana Bradley Pearl Islands
203 37 Julie Wolfe Redemption Island
203 37 Erik Cardona Samoa Did his speech help Natalie win?
210 36 Jeff Kent Philippines “Obama” comment = bad timing
210 36 Ken Stafford Thailand I wish he’d gone farther…
212 35 Vytas Baskauskas Blood vs. Water Mr. Yoga or Mr. Cheap Shot?
212 35 Michael Jefferson One World Stuck on a bad tribe
212 35 Colton Cumbie One World, B v W Should be ranked last…
212 35 Russell Swan Samoa , Philippines Not a good leader…
216 34 Jenny Guzon-Bae Cook Islands Oops, don’t doodle guns…
216 34 Alina Wilson Nicaragua
216 34 Kelly Shinn Nicaragua Purple is the color of quitters
216 34 Marty Piombo Nicaragua Played the game right…
216 34 Keith Tollefson South Pacific 1st player with a pacemaker
216 34 Dave Johnson The Amazon
222 33 Michelle Yi Fiji Cutie-patootie!
222 33 Mookie Lee Fiji 1st to give away Immunity Idol
222 33 Dan Kay Gabon
222 33 Kathy Sleckman Micronesia The eldest quitter…
222 33 “RC” Saint-Amour Philippines That laugh! That ample bosom!
222 33 Erin Collins Thailand
228 32 Kelly Goldsmith Africa “Dr. Goldsmith, I presume…”
228 32 Brad Virata Cook Islands
228 32 Brandon Bellinger Guatemala
231 31 Michael Snow Caramoan
231 31 Rebecca Borman Cook Islands Does Elizabeth ’s make-up
231 31 Ace Gordon Gabon Don’t hit women, Ace-hole…!
231 31 Ryan Opray Pearl Islands Was on “Total Blackout”
231 31 David Murphy Redemption Island A high IQ, but a cheater…
231 31 John Kenney Vanuatu
237 30 Jeff Varner Australian Outback Became quite the news anchor!
237 30 Jessica Smith Cook Islands
237 30 John Carroll Marquesas Only Survivor peed on…
237 30 Austin Carty Panama
241 29 Clarence Black Africa That ill-fated can of beans…
241 29 Gretchen Cordy Borneo Survivor’s 1st major blindside!
241 29 Jill Behm Nicaragua
241 29 Roger Sexton The Amazon
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245 Lindsey Richter Africa 28
245 Laura Boneham Blood vs. Water 28 It’s a social skills game!
245 Andrew Savage Pearl Islands 28 He coulda been an All-Star!
245 Shawn Cohen Pearl Islands 28
245 Trish Dunn Pearl Islands 28
245 Sarita White Redemption Island 28
251 Robb Zbacnik Thailand 27 Mr. Chokehold…
251 Rory Freeman Vanuatu 27
253 Joel Klug Borneo 26 Should have done better.
253 Jaime Dugan China 26 Got married to Erik!
253 Anh-Tuan “Cao Boi” BuiCook Islands 26 First player to suggest the split vote.
253 Tracy Hughes-Wolf Micronesia 26
253 Jonas Otsuji One World 26 Best chef on the show
253 Nick Stanbury Panama 26
253 Stephanie Valencia Redemption Island 26 Don’t sleep with the devil…
253 Christine Shields MarkoskiSouth Pacific 26 A Red. Is. Challenge Goddess!
253 Shawna Mitchell The Amazon 26 Too boy crazy…
253 Joe Dowdle Tocantins 26 Oh, what might have been…
253 Sydney Wheeler Tocantins 26
264 Kelly Czarnecki Gabon 25 Worked on Amazing Race.
264 Margaret Bobonich Guatemala 25
264 Gabriel Cade Marquesas 25 Gotta have a strategy, bro…
264 Ibrehem Rahman Palau 25 Only Muslim contestant
264 Mikayla Wingle South Pacific 25 See her Playboy shots? I did.
269 Aaron Reisberger China 24 The Tribal Switch curse…
269 Sherea Lloyd China 24
269 Amy O’Hara Guatemala 24
269 Blake Towsley Guatemala 24 Easy on the R-rated stories!
269 Michelle Tesauro Pearl Islands 24 Just follow the plan!
274 Silas Gaither Africa 23
274 John Cody Blood vs. Water 23 Take off your socks!
274 Julia Landauer Caramoan 23
274 Liliana Gomez Fiji 23
274 Dan Barry Panama 23 Respect for astronauts!
274 Osten Taylor Pearl Islands 23 THE original quitter…
280 Kimmi Kappenberg Australian Outback 22 Would have gotten nude?
280 James “Rocky” Reid Fiji 22 Boston Rob typecasting much…?
280 Danny “GC” Brown Gabon 22 Thisclose to quitter status…
280 Gina Crews Marquesas 22
280 Chet Welch Micronesia 22 Horrible at challenges
280 Kelly Bruno Nicaragua 22 Should have beaten NaOnka
280 Katie Hanson Philippines 22 Miss Delaware 2011!
280 Spencer Duhm Tocantins 22 Youngest player ever.
280 Lisa Keiffer Vanuatu 22
289 Dirk Been Borneo 21 First ever to be blindsided…
289 Cristina Coria Cook Islands 21
289 Elizabeth “Liz” KimSamoa 21
289 Elyse Umemoto South Pacific 21
289 Jeanne Hebert The Amazon 21 Wrapper-gate!
294 Matt Bischoff Caramoan 20 Beards-R-Us
294 Brian Corridan Guatemala 20
294 Willard Smith Palau 20
294 Bobby Mason Panama 20 Was on “Blind Date”
294 Krista Klumpp Redemption Island 20 Gave her bible to Matt
294 Stephanie Dill Thailand 20 Only woman to be DQ’d from a challenge
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#: Name: Season(s): Pts: Comment:
300 Stephannie Favor Cook Islands 19
300 Jacquie Berg Gabon 19 Was doin’ a producer?!
300 Joel Anderson Micronesia 19 Can’t forget pulling Chet.
300 Yve Rojas Nicaragua 19
300 Bill Posley One World 19 Should have belted Colton
300 Sandy Burgin Tocantins 19
306 Anthony Robinson Fiji 18 Dude, defend yourself!
306 Brooke Struck Guatemala 18
306 Tyrone Davis Nicaragua 18 Watch that chicken intake!
306 James Miller Palau 18
306 Dana Lambert Philippines 18 Never went to Tribal
306 Kristina Kell Redemption Island 18 First woman to find Idol
306 Joanna Ward The Amazon 18
313 Linda Spencer Africa 17
313 Mitchell Olson Australian Outback 17 Tallest survivor ever…
313 Ramona Gray Borneo 17
313 Stacey Powell South Pacific 17 It’s “Coach,” not Benjamin!
317 J.P. Calderon Cook Islands 16 Nobody wins by being lazy
317 Gary Stritesky Fiji 16 Never went to Tribal
317 Rita Verreos Fiji 16
317 Mikey B Bortone Micronesia 16 Don’t overthink it!
317 Ruth-Marie Milliman Panama 16
317 Sarah Dawson Philippines 16 Jeff’s married, you slut!
317 Ashley Trainer Samoa 16
317 Yasmin Giles Samoa 16 Ghetto is as ghetto does
325 Carl Bilancione Africa 15
325 Brad Culpepper Blood vs. Water 15 We’ll see him again…
325 Dave Cruser China 15 That damn fire pit!
325 Ghandia Johnson Thailand 15 Drama!
325 Travis Sampson Vanuatu 15
330 Maralyn Hershey Australian Outback 14 Mad dog!
330 Jimmy Tarantino Nicaragua 14
330 Matt Quinlan One World 14 Arrogance never wins…
330 Angie Jakusz Palau 14
330 Misty Giles Panama 14
330 Jed Hildebrand Thailand 14
336 Leslie Nease China 13 Your religion scares me
336 Paloma Soto-Castillo Gabon 13
336 Kimberly Mullen Palau 13 Why are you so lazy?!
336 Brady Finta Vanuatu 13 Wrong side of an alliance
340 Stacey Stillman Borneo 12 She sued Mark Burnett!
340 Laura Alexander Caramoan 12 Couldn’t make it a Beaver3
340 Sylvia Kwan Fiji 12 Bad luck from the start…
340 Sarah Jones Marquesas 12 Cleopatra does Playboy!
340 “Papa Bear” Caruso South Pacific 12
340 Jerry Sims Tocantins 12
346 Marissa Peterson Blood vs. Water 11 Watch your mouth!
346 Cecilia Mansilla Cook Islands 11
346 Jimmy Johnson Nicaragua 11 Couldn’t ExtenZe his time!
346 Daniel Lue The Amazon 11 Contracted malaria.
346 Mia Galeotalanza Vanuatu 11 Longest last name…
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351 Kel Gleason Australian Outback 10 That cursed beef jerky!
351 Shamar Thomas Caramoan 10 The Visine curse!
351 Brianna Varela Guatemala 10
351 Jeff Wilson Palau 10 Watch out for that coconut!
351 Francesca Hogi RI & Caramoan 10 Two-time “winner”?
351 Dolly Neely Vanuatu 10
351 John Palyok Vanuatu 10
358 B.B. Andersen Borneo 9 Bribed an early flight home
358 Hope Driskill Caramoan 9 Miss Missouri USA 2011
358 Billy Garcia Cook Islands 9 Mr. Love At First Sight!
358 Hunter Ellis Marquesas 9 Declined to return 3 times!
358 Mary Sartain Micronesia 9
358 Ben Browning Samoa 9 Mr. Cheap Shot!
358 Janet Koth The Amazon 9
358 Candace Smith Tocantins 9 Tig ole bitties!
366 Morgan McDevitt Guatemala 8
366 Shannon Elkins Nicaragua 8 Protected his butthole!
366 Ryan Shoulders Pearl Islands 8
366 Angie Layton Philippines 8 Got cookies?
370 Rachel Foulger Blood vs. Water 7 Leaving motivated Tyson
370 “Allie” Pohevitz Caramoan 7 Now a Casting Director!
370 Ashlee Ashby Palau 7
370 Jolanda Jones Palau 7 Too overbearing
374 Jessie Camacho Africa 6
374 Ashley Massaro China 6 See her in Playboy?
374 Erica Durousseau Fiji 6
374 Gillian Larson Gabon 6
374 Patricia Jackson Marquesas 6
374 Melinda Hyder Panama 6
374 “Roxy” Morris Philippines 6 Speaking in tongues? Really?
374 Betsy Bolan Samoa 6
374 Semhar Tadesse South Pacific 6 Don’t drink and drive!
374 Tanya Vance Thailand 6
384 Nina Acosta One World 5
384 Nicole Delma Pearl Islands 5
386 Jim Lynch Guatemala 4
386 Marisa Calihan Samoa 4 Don’t attack Russell!
388 Diane Ogden Africa 3
388 Debb Eaton Australian Outback 3
388 Sonja Christopher Borneo 3 The first voted out!
388 “Chicken” Morris China 3
388 Sekou Bunch Cook Islands 3
388 Jessica DeBen Fiji 3
388 Michelle Chase Gabon 3 Where’s DJ Soxxi!?
388 Peter Harkey Marquesas 3 First male voted out first
388 Wendy DeSmidt-Kohlhoff Nicaragua 3
388 Tina Scheer Panama 3
388 Zane Knight Philippines 3 How’d that plan work out?
388 Mike Borassi Samoa 3
388 Carolina Eastwood Tocantins 3 How was that blindside?
388 Brook Geraghty Vanuatu 3 What might have been…
404 Jonathan Libby Palau 2 See Matt Quinlan above…
404 Wanda Shirk Palau 2 Don’t sing on the boat!
406 Kourtney Moon One World 1 The ultimate distinction…
Enjoyed the recap as always. 🙂 Do you watch the Ponderosa videos? I watched the one where LJ got to Ponderosa and the look of hate Morgan was giving him was really weird. I wonder what that’s all about. Can you clarify how he was boorish? I doubt Morgan used that word herself. Ha Ha. Anyway, as much as I hated to see him go, he had a weird video. He got all Zen-ish at Ponderosa (doing yoga on the beach) and said he was going to be the most influential person in Boston, to paraphrase. Maybe he and Vytas should be buddies. Kinda funny.
Thanks, kinb! I do watch the Ponderosa videos. There’s usually some very revealing info in them. Not just how much weight was lost, but since it’s the first time the players are “out of the game” but still dealing with people “in the game,” (who oftentimes have a lot of unanswered questions!) it’s neat to see how those interactions go. And I totally know what you mean about Morgan’s hate look. As I mentioned in the recap, in her After Show interview with Parv, she mentioned that she didn’t like LJ at all. I don’t wanna go back and watch their whole video, but she mentioned something like, “his stories were very boring.” I get the feeling that either A) she tried to work her magic on him and he just blew her off, which pissed her off, or B) she liked him enough to want to pursue an alliance with him and he just blew her off. As we’ve heard, she’s a girl who usually gets her way based on her looks, and since that didn’t work on LJ, he’s “boorish” (my word) and she’s a bitch.
Yeah, I think he went a little bonkers on the island. I wasn’t kidding when I was saying that he started to look very tired. Not just physically, but mentally. Maybe the weight loss, sleep deprivation, and PTSD got to him. Sometimes, saying crazy big things seems like a good idea, but after some thought, he probably realized that sounded kinda dumb. But hey, more power to him if he’s aspiring to do great things. I just think he’ll try to milk his 15 minutes, and either find someone to spend his life with (or 6 months) or just go back to his farm. And I’m not trying to rip him, as I said, I liked LJ from the get go… Good luck to him!