We head back to camp again, where Kim tells Sabrina that she convinced Alicia and Christina to vote out Tarzan because he’s taking Christina and Sabrina to the final 3. I don’t know about you, but if I’m Christina, I think I’m actually liking the fact that Tarzan may take me to the final 3. But, you go ahead and vote him out, Christina. You too, Alicia. So, Kim and Alicia find out that Tarzan told them that he’d sway the jury to vote for them. Ok, fine, but did you forget the part where he was telling the both of you he’d take you to the final 3?!? Are you missing that from what he said? Sure, he’s “lying” and whatnot, but at least both of his lies consisted of you two making the final 3…and not even him asking to make the final 3 with you! I’m dumbfounded as to how people would want to vote someone out who is behind them making it to the final 3. Again, though, calm down Scott, remember who we are talking about here…
And, let me go off on a little tangent here. I wasn’t really paying attention to Kim and Chelsea talking, but after they did talk, Kim said that she would vote out Chelsea right now, if it meant her ass in the game. I did hear Kim say to Chelsea something along the lines of “I know that is a lot to hear right now” or something like “I know that is stressful to hear.” Something like that, so I don’t know if Kim told Chelsea she would vote her out, but I didn’t hear that come out of her mouth. When these people talk to each other, I’m utterly confused most of the time. Maybe it’s just stupid to stupid conversations that I can’t understand. Anyway, Chelsea freaks out that Christina might remain in the game longer than her. I hate when people say things like that. What about you, Chelsea, makes you believe you belong in the game longer than Christina? It’s not like you are doing anything special to stay in the game longer. You became lesbian friends with the right person, Christina unfortunately chose to alienate herself. But, the fact still remains that you two are still in the game. You don’t deserve to be there any more than Christina and she doesn’t deserve to be there any more than you do. So, stop crying because you think you’re entitled to being in the game longer than other people. There is not script on how to make it far in Survivor. It’s always been a part of the game to keep the weak around longer than the strong, so that’s just how it is. I believe that Troyzan is a better candidate to win this season than you, Chelsea, but he’s already been voted out, but you don’t see me crying about the fact that you’re still around and he’s not. Well, maybe I cry a little in these blogs, but you get what I mean. Quit the whiny little entitled spoiled girl routine and just remember travesties come around every season in this game. Russell should have won this game TWICE, yet he’s never won. Come cry to me when that’s the case for you…
And, what is this big deal about Kim’s eyes all of the sudden? Sure, they’re a majestically pretty blue (especially in HD), but I’m not swayed by eyes too often. Maybe you girls are when talking to other girls, but I’m pretty sure I’d be more inclined to have my opinion swayed by staring at Chelsea’s fake boobs or Alicia’s plumpy butt than Kim’s eyes. She’s not attractive, whatsoever, so chances are I’m probably not even looking at her face when she’s talking to me, so I wouldn’t see her eyes as it is! Let’s get off that train and move on to something else, ok?
We finally make it to Tribal, where Tarzan refers to himself as a “millionaire.” Wait, what? Didn’t you just get done telling us you couldn’t even get a $500 shock job done on your “Jeep” just a few days ago? You’ve been waiting months to do it, yet you’re a millionaire? Who owns a Jeep? More lies, I’m guessing. Nice try, Tarzan.
Kat cries when she hears Tarzan wore her blood-crusted panties on his head, Alicia makes a point about how Kat “took people she liked” on her reward but is too stupid to realize that is exactly what Chelsea did, and Chelsea talks about Tarzan playing the game now as if it’s not apparently obvious that EVERYONE WHO COMES ON SURVIVOR COMES TO PLAY THE DAMN GAME AND WIN THE MILLION DOLLARS!! What else would he be doing there, dummy?
Anyway, Tarzan was voted out in the least climactic scene in Survivor history. But, guess what Tarzan, you swayed yourself to vote for Chelsea. Nicely done. You got the rest of the votes. Now, go work on the jury and get them to vote the way you want them to vote. Let us know how that works out for you.
Enough Survivor. For those that don’t check out my Youtube page (trust me, I don’t blame you), I took the Cinnamon Challenge this past weekend and put it up on Youtube for everyone to see. I cannot even begin to explain to you how terrible of an idea this is. I am going to spend the rest of my life finding the first motherf*cker who came up with this idea, so I can punch him in the face. Come on, who sits around their house and has the idea pop into their head, “Hey, I think I’ll take a tablespoon of cinnamon and try and swallow it in under 60 seconds.” What a moron. And, better yet, how about the rest of us morons who go and do it after all these people show up on videos choking up brown smoke! I failed. Miserably. I actually cried tears of cinnamon. I’m not even joking about that. I blew my nose a good 15 times that night and each and every time, brown cinnamon clumps were on the tissue. I’m going to blame every illness I ever encounter in my life on this Cinnamon Challenge. Anyway, if you haven’t seen it already, check it out:
The Finale is on Sunday, so check back on Monday for my Finale blog. God help me having to sit through that 3 hours…
Talk to you then,
Written by:
Scott Ottersen
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Another great blog! I was watching it last night thinking, “oh Scott is going to have a field day with this one” when Probst kept saying “you are going to get dizzy.” I especially loved it when he added the comment that it was because they haven’t eaten for 30 days, um pretty sure they would get dizzy even if they had been eating for 30 days Jeff.
Can I just put it on record that I was cringing all through Tribal council? I personally despise the word “panties.” How many freaking times did it need to be said in one Tribal? I have to admit I thought you would have made a bigger deal of the whole “microbes” comments. Oh and nothing being said about Alicia talking about how she and Tarzan had a whole father/daughter type relationship? Since when?! Why?! Ugh more stupidness.
As much as I want this boring season of Survivor to be over I’m sad, I will miss my reading my weekly dose of Scott Oterness Charm. At least I will have you tube videos like Cinnamon Challenge to help me through to the next lame season of Survivor. 🙂
Every week, I miss something. I always have intentions of writing about a certain comment or two, but for some reason, I always forget come blog-writing time! This week was most definitely Alicia’s father/daughter comment about her and Tarzan. Yes, I would have had a field day with that one. God knows this blog was a tad on the short end, and that was the piece that was missing that would have made it normal-length! Sorry, I apologize.
As for missing my recaps, I appreciate that greatly. Perhaps I will take some time to keep creating youtube minorpieces (instead of masterpieces) that 100 or so people can semi-laugh at! 🙂
I registered just so I could post a comment. Scott…I’ll miss your recaps also. I love Survivor and have never missed an episode in all the seasons it’s been on the air. Reading your recaps gives me a whole new perspective on watching the show! I don’t watch Big Brother but I enjoy reading your recaps of it.