Anyway, Chelsea wins. And, she makes some big speech about how she wants to be “fair” with her choices, and picks Sabrina…and wait for it…Kim!! So, being “fair” in her eyes is picking someone who has been on the last two rewards (maybe three, I can’t remember) over a couple of people who I don’t think have been to any! Seriously, Kim’s time on this island probably hasn’t even been all that rough, considering she’s at reward every other day, eating good, taking showers, sleeping on beds, etc. If I didn’t know any better, I would think with all the “love” talk going on between Chelsea and Kim has to do with the fact that they’ve been using their fingers on each other at night!! I think we might have our first lesbian couple in Survivor history. Where are the cameras at for moments like that. Let’s make this show like Big Brother and have a Showtime After Dark special for when it’s time for these people to get it on!!
I’m not the only one who doesn’t understand Chelsea’s “fair” choices. Back at camp, Alicia and Christina are pissed off about it, as well. They start talking about how Chelsea should be the next to go and how they need to get Kim as their fourth vote. Are you being serious right now? So, it hasn’t become completely obvious to you that Chelsea and Kim are together? You are that dense that you can’t see that and you want to believe that Kim is going to just vote her out now. Why not try and get Sabrina to make that vote. Wouldn’t that make more sense? All this talk about common sense has me asking myself if I don’t have enough sense to know who I’m talking about here. Come on, Scott, it’s Alicia and Christina we are discussing here. Those two, together, don’t have enough sense to even know what common sense is. They probably mix up “sense” with “scents” and think we’re talking about common odors we smell from time to time.
After the reward girls come back to camp, Alicia runs and tells Kim all about Tarzan’s plan. Again, I ask why are the girls going to Kim about Tarzan’s plan? Who really cares. I’m not understanding what Alicia is gaining from telling Kim what Tarzan said. Is it just because they have nothing else to talk about? Her telling Kim about the plan just shows everyone that every other thing that is said in regards to any other plan other than voting Tarzan out is complete rubbish. If they were ever considering voting out Chelsea instead of Tarzan, there would be no reason to run and tell Kim everything that they are saying behind her back. I don’t consider myself a master detective, but I just feel like Survivor isn’t even trying to hide the fact that they’re being dead obvious about making sh*t up, or telling contestants to say certain things in their interviews with the camera to make things seem more dramatic. I understand they have to do it, but it’s almost like a slap in the face. I think I just get irritated by these shows these days, because a lot of these shows don’t need to be 2 hours long, or even 1 hour long. Let’s wrap these b*tches up in 15 minutes. Opening credits, reward challenge, immunity challenge, a few scrambling moments, vote, end credits, on to the next one. I feel like my nights would be better spent doing more important things if I wasn’t wasting my time watching these shows (mostly reality shows) take up my entire night! You’ll have to excuse me, I’ve been a little under the weather the past couple of days and am just taking it out in my blog…
“Hell to the naw,” says Alicia.
“That’s the ghetto Puerto Rican coming out,” she continues. Rap music has ruined the world. I love rap music, it’s just about the only music I like to listen to, but I still feel as if people have a misunderstanding of what “ghetto” is. You are not ghetto because you say “Hell to the naw” when you’re discussing some fool named Tarzan “playing” you for a “fool.” That is not ghetto. I’d go more for “That’s the stupid in me coming out.” Stupid, as in you still thinking you are the most powerful person in this game, yet you’re still too stupid to realize that it’s YOU going to Kim to tell her everything that people are saying to you and not Kim coming to you to tell you everything. The powerful ones are the ones who are sitting back and everyone coming to them. Not the other way around, sweetheart. If you were truly the most powerful player (and smart), you’d realize you need to get rid of Kim and keep Tarzan’s bummy ass around.
And, so we head on over to the immunity challenge, where Alicia wins. That about sums up all the interest I had in the challenge.
Another great blog! I was watching it last night thinking, “oh Scott is going to have a field day with this one” when Probst kept saying “you are going to get dizzy.” I especially loved it when he added the comment that it was because they haven’t eaten for 30 days, um pretty sure they would get dizzy even if they had been eating for 30 days Jeff.
Can I just put it on record that I was cringing all through Tribal council? I personally despise the word “panties.” How many freaking times did it need to be said in one Tribal? I have to admit I thought you would have made a bigger deal of the whole “microbes” comments. Oh and nothing being said about Alicia talking about how she and Tarzan had a whole father/daughter type relationship? Since when?! Why?! Ugh more stupidness.
As much as I want this boring season of Survivor to be over I’m sad, I will miss my reading my weekly dose of Scott Oterness Charm. At least I will have you tube videos like Cinnamon Challenge to help me through to the next lame season of Survivor. 🙂
Every week, I miss something. I always have intentions of writing about a certain comment or two, but for some reason, I always forget come blog-writing time! This week was most definitely Alicia’s father/daughter comment about her and Tarzan. Yes, I would have had a field day with that one. God knows this blog was a tad on the short end, and that was the piece that was missing that would have made it normal-length! Sorry, I apologize.
As for missing my recaps, I appreciate that greatly. Perhaps I will take some time to keep creating youtube minorpieces (instead of masterpieces) that 100 or so people can semi-laugh at! 🙂
I registered just so I could post a comment. Scott…I’ll miss your recaps also. I love Survivor and have never missed an episode in all the seasons it’s been on the air. Reading your recaps gives me a whole new perspective on watching the show! I don’t watch Big Brother but I enjoy reading your recaps of it.