SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD – 5/3/12

May 4th, 2012 | 4 Comments | Posted in Survivor 24 - One World

Speaking of the end, Kim wins. Anyone out there care? Anyone even surprised? Is there even competition left for her in these challenges? I think the only thing she’s going to lose at this point, is a bikini contest. She’s coming in last in that competition. Anyone saying differently is as crazy as Tarzan is.

As much crap as I give Kat, I will show her some love for not being so ready to congratulate Kim right after the competition ends! I love seeing that. Some feistiness. F*ck all this friendly, “Oh I just lost, but love you, so congratulations” type crap! I want to see more of people who hate losing to the point where they wouldn’t even congratulate their own kids afterwards (had it been their kids who beat them)! That’s me. It’s not even about losing, it’s about being disappointed in yourself. I think we, as a society, have become too fruity. We give participation trophies these days to kids who come in last place. You can’t give everyone an award. People have to lose and people have to learn to hate to lose. Especially in regards to life, in general. Not everybody becomes a “winner” in life, so help kids learn that at any early age and maybe we wouldn’t have so many crazy ass adults walking around in the world! I think what Kat did was perfectly fine. Screw what anybody else thought. She did end up giving Kim a “high five,” so there, Kim, you got what you wanted.

But, then Kat goes and drops the bomb, “…lose to someone who is 28 years old, 6 years older than me. That’s embarrassing.” God, Kat, I was just trying to talk you up and here you go being a moron again! At this point of the show, I thought that was the line of the night, but boy was I wrong!

Kat and Alicia add to their delusions when having the discussion about how Sabrina needs to go and Kat ends the conversation with a “we’re running this game.” Yes, Kat and Alicia, you two morons are running this game. I hope you two keep thinking that way, because it will get you far in life. You two have done so much and every decision you have made has ended up happening, right? Yes, yes it has.

And, to prove just how much Alicia is running things, she goes and tells Kim that Kat needs to go. She needs to go because of how well she does in competitions. I think everyone seems to be forgetting that this is the girl who cost her tribe victories earlier in the game, on more than one occasion. This girl has been terrible in competitions, but to prove how intelligent these ladies are, you come in second one time (against 5 other people) and all of the sudden, you’re the best player in Survivor history. You keep running things, Alicia. One day you’ll be President.

Let’s just get to Tribal already, ok? Good God I’ve had enough of this crazy lady talk.

“I don’t want to see their faces be mad.”

Hands down, this has to be the funniest thing I’ve heard in quite some time!! So many things wrong with that sentence, but coming from Kat it makes perfect sense, right? But, hey, you’re running this game, Kat. You don’t care about faces being mad. You’re winning this $1 million!

Sabrina tells Probst that Kat is 22, naïve, and that she will regret her decision to take Kim and Alicia to the reward. Again, bitterness at its best. This girl is going to get voted off because of who she chose to take to reward. Had she not won that challenge and let her cousin finger her butthole at reward, she might be staying for another week, or even winning the game for all we know. But, she did win, she chose wrong, and she’s going home for it according to Sabrina! Sabrina even brought up how she wouldn’t high five Kim after she just won. And, again, I’ll stick up for Kat, saying that people often mistake someone being upset that they lost with being a poor sport. I get called a poor sport all the time. That’s not the case. I should be allowed a minute or two to let myself be upset, regroup, and get back to being “normal.” My wife tells me all the time that she’s “allowed a minute,” so why can’t it be the same for me? Why do I have to be a poor sport because I care about how I perform? I think a poor sport is someone who would have punched Kim in the face, or jumped into the water and tried to drown her. If I didn’t want to high five her directly after her beating me, I don’t think that’s being a poor sport. Still, though, Kat’s an idiot.

Another thing I wish they showed more of or made more of a deal about was the looks the people gave the jurors. If I were Chelsea, or Kat, or even Alicia (or any woman for that matter), I think I’d take a little advantage of these moments. Maybe show a little more side boob, maybe a nipple slip or seven, perhaps a sexual innuendo thrown at the likes of some of the male juror members. This is a game where those people are voting for you to win some money. You want to get those votes any way you can, so I’d like to know if women in the past have done stuff like this. We know this kind of stuff doesn’t work the other way around (men showing off their ball sacks aren’t all that inviting to women), but I’d love to ask Probst if any of this has gone on in the 24 seasons of Survivor. You have to figure I’m not the only person who has ever thought of this and someone has to have pulled a stunt or two like this. Come on, Jeff, send me an email and let me know…

Kat ends up getting voted out, and by the look on her face, blindsides aren’t all that “fun and exciting” anymore, are they??? Oh, and as for begging Jeff to get back on Survivor to play again, so you can redeem yourself…not going to happen!! If Jeff lets you back on the show, I will know you pulled some sexual favors, because there is nothing about what you did this season that warrants you coming back whatsoever! Best of luck to you and your loving cousin, Robby.

The season is almost over.

Thank God,

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4 thoughts on “SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD – 5/3/12

  1. I was seriously hoping and looking forward to you mentioning Kim’s obvious moustache. Someone needs to get that girl some WAX!

  2. Haha, sorry kansas! Whenever Kim talks, I find it hard to stare into her tiny eyes and skinny face, so I tend to not look at it, which probably explains why I’ve never truly noticed her facial hair issues! Kudos to you catching that one and bringing it up…it never hurts to have guest bloggers throwing out some comments in the Comments section! I love it.

  3. I don’t get all of this sobbing when a contentsant sees a family member on the show or gets a letter. It’s not like they are at war in Afghanistan for years and don’t know when or if they are coming home. They’ve only been on the island for like three weeks and will be home soon. Give me a break.

  4. I agree, hitman – that’s what I was saying the whole time. They were like 31 days in and very few left to go. I didn’t get it either. Although, I must admit, I do enjoy seeing the family members.

    The Kat/Lover/Cousin thing was W-E-I-R-D.

    And the mustache? I’m pretty sure it’s there – I can’t tell if it’s bad lighting or facial hair. It’s been there the last couple weeks, so I’m inclined to think this model has hair issues.

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