Chelsea wins. I would have only cared had she celebrated like Brandi Chastain and ripped her top off and ran around in fake booby enjoyment. She didn’t, so I didn’t.
Oh, and guess what, now Chelsea is ok with voting out Troyzan and Jay. Go figure. Didn’t even take a full day for her to change her mind. Funny how things like that work in television. And, go figure, she had that epiphany in front of a camera, while doing an interview with production. She decides Troyzan should be first.
Kim wants to split the vote. Why she wants to do this, I have no idea. There are 10 people left, that’s not exactly when you split the vote. You have 6 people in your alliance, they have 4 (or so you should just assume for math’s sake here). You split your votes 3 and 3. They have 4 votes. You end up losing. Am I missing something here? Why would you split the votes when you would lose majority? My guess is that she figured those 4 wouldn’t stick together, but you shouldn’t be 100% certain of that. I get the whole idea of being worried about the idol, but then just throw your 6 votes at Jay. If you don’t have a problem voting him out, just vote him out now, Troyzan would still use his idol, two birds, one stone. Am I really the only person who knows how to think? I appreciate how much Kim is TRYING to accomplish, but I just feel like she’s not quite smart enough. She is a textbook “thinker.” That is my own term I use. It is something I came up with in one of my psychology classes in college, where I did an entire study on people who thought they were smarter than they actually were. Kim is a textbook “thinker” from that study. She thinks she’s smarter than she actually is. And, hey, I’m not saying this in a negative way (I’m a “thinker” too), I’m just saying that her thoughts are usually right, but she’s trying to there the completely wrong way. What I mean by that is that, yes, she needs to get rid of Mike, Troyzan, and Jay. In any order possible. But, she thinks she needs to concoct these major plots to get it done when, in actuality, she can just vote them off. She’s trying to be “the boss” even though she says she’s trying to lay low and be quiet. I think the boredom is just getting to her and she feels like she always needs to come up with something new to do.
I apologize for that. I took that thought too long. I read it back and it doesn’t even really make sense. And, that’s because I’m a “thinker.” It works out in my head what I mean, but I can’t ever express it to you guys on paper. I get ahead of myself. See, here I go again. Ok, sorry, back to Survivor. Troyzan is up on their plan and has decided he is going to use his idol tonight. Smart move. Too bad the light bulb came on too late there buddy. It should have turned on last “week” when Kim approached you about voting out Mike. Remember that? That was the moment you lost the game of Survivor. You might as well have left the island with Colton and his jacked up appendix.
Troyzan, stupidly, tells Jay he’s using his idol tonight. He never even told Jay he had the idol in the first place, so why bother telling him that you are going to use it. Before he told him about the idol, we learned even more how stupid Jay is when Tarzan told him that he didn’t feel safe and Jay replied, “I haven’t heard the slightest thing.” Really, you think the girls would decide to vote you or Troyzan out and then just tell you about the plan? I have my shotgun raised and ready to fire. I decided to go with the double barreled shotgun, because I REALLY want to make sure this bird doesn’t come back.
Then, Jay duck waddles over to Kim to tell her about Troyzan’s idol. Why he does this, I have NO CLUE! Why would he tell her about this and then be like, “It needs to be Alicia.” How does this even make sense? What does Troyzan using his idol and you wanting Alicia voted out have to do with each other? Now, I just think Jay sucks as a person. Does he not realize he’s screwing himself over? I’m just so dumbfounded at this point. I truly feel like I’m in a bizarro world and these people are the smart ones and I’m the idiot because of how much I can’t follow what they are doing.
We head to Tribal council, where, wait, what the f*ck is Tarzan wearing? Is that one of Colton’s shirts he left behind? Why is he wearing a woman’s shirt? Which of these girls is letting him wear their shirt? You know what, forget about it. To each his own, his brain is afoot.
I have to say that Alicia made an actual good point about observing the type of clothing people wear. Albeit, it’s kind of idiotic seeing as how they all have something like ONE PAIR of shorts each! So, if they are wearing those shorts or their swim trunks, I’d imagine it really has no bearings on whether they have the idol or not, but the point she made seemed a little bit above her pay-grade.
This was one of the more boring tribal councils. No dumb statements, no big fights, no nothing. We just got straight to the votes, learned only three people felt in danger, and then got to see the asshat clowncock Jay-bird voted out! See ya, buddy! You weren’t going to win this game from the very output, so don’t feel too bad.
Ok, lastly, not sure if everyone came back and peeped my “big” announcement from last week. It’s not big at all, I just wanted to let everyone know I started my own youtube page. I’ll post the link to my video below, so just go check it out. I’m just trying to gauge any interest in whether or not people want to see more of me/hear more from me in the form of making an ass out of myself on the web. If nothing at all, just click on the link and view my video and see what I look like in person. Seriously, if a celebrity can write “yo yo yo yo yo” on their facebook page and get 4,073 people to like it and 674 people to comment on it, I have to believe I can get more than 122 people to view my youtube video!! It still amazes me that people actually write to celebrities on facebook and whatnot. You do realize most of them aren’t even updating their pages themselves, right? And, they definitely don’t talk back to you? I’m a real person, I’ll talk back to you, I could get 674 emails and respond to every single one of them. Don’t believe me, try me! Actually, I’m just kidding. I don’t want 674 emails. But, I wouldn’t mind the 4,073 people going to view my youtube video, maybe a few liking it, and maybe even a few giving me some ideas on what they’d like to see me do with it. So, go check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw4A14D_DPg
If not, no worries, I still love you and will still catch you every Thursday until Survivor is over!!
Until next time,
Written by:
Scott Ottersen
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I just watched. I really didn’t know Jay was such an idiot. too bad, nice looking. I agree so many ways they could have switched the game. If only they talked to anyone else. ugh…
I think twitter is useless also.
Kim thought she had 8 votes to split, not 6. She was talking about a 5 and 3 split (she even said that) to cover in case the idol was used.. And she had them. At the end when they showed the votes, Tarzan and Leif both voted for Jay.