If you’ve read my blogs before, you would know that I take issue with people who use phrases or analogies in the incorrect form. I don’t know why, but it just bothers me. I’m sure I’ve done it before, too, but I just hate it when people think they sound so damn smart when they are saying something, yet only come off like an idiot if people actually catch what they said. So, when Colton says, “Alicia is following me like a fiddle,” I just hate him even more. So, you say she’s following you around like a violin, or any other stringed instrument?!? How do fiddle’s usually follow people around? Do they listen to every word you say and trust you even though they shouldn’t? I need to know how this works and where I can find my own fiddle to follow me around. I’d love to have one by my side at all times, listening to my every word, and doing my bidding. I think I need to talk to him after the show is over and see if he can help me find myself a good ol’ fashion Alabam fiddler…
We head back over to Menudo tribe where Christina and Monica are shown for the smart people they are. They question how the guys are at such peace with the idea of voting off another guy, yet nothing rings in their head that maybe they’re lying to you and they were so quick to agree to it, because, oh I don’t know, they want to vote YOU off?!? This game isn’t difficult. It really isn’t. They just talked about how the game is all about numbers and the guys have the numbers, yet ALL of the guys are so into the idea of voting one of their own off? And all you had to do was say it once and not even give a reason behind the thought? Sure, that doesn’t sound too good to be true. But, hey, Monica was going to win them all sorts of competitions and was such a threat. Watch out for her on the next All-Star season…
Before they head to tribal, just as I was starting to give Colton credit, he goes and says that he wishes he was playing the game with more intelligent people! Why on earth would you want to do that, moron? If any of these people had ANY intelligence, they would see right through you and voted you off the first chance they got. An intelligent person would have told you to screw off after hearing your hair-brained idea about giving up tribal immunity, used the next two days to turn the tribe against you, and voted you out the next opportunity they got, idol or no idol. The only reason you are running things is because these people are so stupid. But, you’re too self-centered to think that you’re only smart around stupid people.
At Tribal, Monica gets blind-sided, Christina doesn’t know what’s going on, everyone should now know that Colton is much more dangerous than someone like Monica, but they’ll just keep plugging along letting him plug his own hole with the fishing rod at night and listening to every word he says, just like them good ol’ fiddles.
Oh, and I love Jeff Probst. I know I say it a lot, but he just is the best host. The way he picked on Tarzan was classic. I am going to ask you, my readers, to do me a favor. I want you to get on Twitter and bombard Jeff Probst with tweets, asking him to come do an interview with me. Just tell him he needs to. I would love to ask him some questions. I don’t have those questions created yet, but I will easily think of them. It will be like no other interview he’s ever done and I will love my readers for it. I had a few people email me after last week’s blog and say some REAL nice things to me, so I know there are a few of you out there that are willing to help. I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you.
As for Survivor, thank God this one’s in the books. One more episode until this one is over. Although, I have heard rumors that Colton is going to be cast on next season or the All-Star season that will air after that season, so I guess it’s just one more episode closer to seeing his ugliness again. Oh well.
Until next time,
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Oh, and Go Duke! Not sure how many of you are into college basketball, but I LIVE for this time of year! I will be out of commission for the next few weekends, so if you write to me and you get back a hurried sentence or two, just know it’s for a good reason and not because I don’t want to talk to you!! Maybe it will be halftime and I can write back…
Wow, really, letting Colton run the show, literally! I can honestly say if I was on survivor, I would be asked to leave the show because I would b*tch slap Colton’s @ss into the next ocean! I really hope his “act” is not how he is in real life.
Scott, I feel like I’m missing something…from your last paragraph I don’t know what you mean…maybe your referring to some spoilers for the next episode (I don’t look for them so I have no idea).
Not that I want to impose a political discussion because I think most people come here for the funny sarcastic commentary, and not a political debate, but I am struck by how what Colton is getting away with doing/being is quite reflective of how Republicans seem to as well, even though it all seems highly illogical and hypocritical….alls I’ll say is don’t do it America, don’t vote a republican (at least the ones that are in the running now) as your next president….all of us outside of America are watching…don’t do it! Don’t get me started on what they want to do to the already crumbling education system… Okay, I’ll stop.
On another note, I am obsessed with watching for Jeff’s blue shirts, and I’m convinced he’s totally doing on purpose now (so maybe he reads your blog!) because he’s worn the exact SAME blue shirt to every tribal council. Watch, now y’all will be obsessed too….I’m not on twitter, so maybe I’ll try emailing him or something to help you out! If you video tape the interview, you must demand he wears a blue shirt.
Oh, and when Alicia said they handed her tribe a million $, I think she just meant someone on her tribe – b/c it the guys were that dumb to sacrifice #’s then It would allow the girls to dominate and one of them for sure would win. Of course, that was before the shake up, which is probably why they showed that comment ‘famous last words’ and all…
What I don’t understand is how people like Michael let Colton order him around. When he said “Go get Lief.” a couple of episodes back, Michael just got up and left while Colton was reclining in the shade as if he were royalty. I would have said, “Go get him yourself, I am not your lackey.” The fact that he did it without comment makes me think that some of the men had a strategy to just go along with Colton and we were not aware of it. Afterall, this isn’t Big Brother. We don’t get to hear all the conversations, and the show is clearly heavily edited.
I love that Colton is on a tribe that he thinks “sucks”, because he clearly sucks the most. How stupid of them to send Monica home, and now Cristina knows she is next because she was just as confused as Monica.
Does the accident that happens on this week’s episode cause the show to end?