And, oh dear God, put us all out of our HD misery and please vote Nina off. I’m not going to say anything too nasty, but that is one ugly face. She had an excuse in the first episode with those injuries, but they kinda sorta healed and left behind the ugly and it’s just time for her to go. I think I’d probably rate this group of girls as the most attractive group (in its entirety) in Survivor history, but the average is being weighed down heavily by Nina. Do all yourselves that favor and just let her go. Group Playboy spreads await.
Next up was a reward challenge where the winner takes home a tarp. Apparently, Probst was too busy counting his millions while taking a mean dump over at base camp of Production to show up for this challenge. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a competition where Probst had no part in it. I have to say it was kind of weird, almost like Survivor was holding an open audition to see if the show could make it without a host at all. It would save on costs since I’m sure Probst pulls in bank from this (he is an executive producer now, as well). Maybe I’m onto something here. Although, I will say that Jeff Probst is still the best host in Reality TV. That includes you, too, Ryan Seacrest. You’re good (I think we all realized just how good you are after watching the atrocity that was Steve Jones), but not Jeff Probst good.
Anyway, the girls tugged on some rope in their underwear, but obviously haven’t spent enough time tugging ropes and the men used their rope-tugging skills to pull them to victory. The tarp is theirs. Lesson to all you women, spend some more time tugging on ropes. You never know when it will come in handy.
“Colton is making Russell look like a little schoolgirl.” That is what Jonas said. Jonas is OFFICIALLY the biggest moron who has ever played the game of Survivor. I was half waiting for Jeff Probst to walk around the corner and just be like “Ok, idiot, let’s go. I’m tired of this sh*t. This is the season where we’re ending this allowance of idiots on our show, so you have to go. That was just about the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my 24 seasons on this set, so pick up your sh*t, teach me how to make sushi real quick, and then your dumb ass is back on a plane to wherever it is you said you were from again.”
Are you serious? Colton is making Russell look like a schoolgirl by acting like one himself? How does this make sense? He is playing the game as if the girls already have a say in keeping him or voting him off and is crying at their camp because he just wants to be friends with them and thinks that he doesn’t fit in with all the guys and whatnot. I have a feeling most gay men in this country that watch Survivor, dislike the fact that he’s “representing” the gay community the way he is. It’s ok if he wants to make friends with the women and if he relates better to women. Hell, I relate better to women, too, but that’s mostly just because I picture them naked when I talk to them (I really don’t, sweetheart, it’s just part of a joke), but you don’t see me not hanging out with guys because of that. Suck it up, pick up some firewood, and talk to the people who have the power to vote your ass off so that they don’t vote your stupid ass off.
Another thing that I think the casting directors should look at when choosing people for the show is the way they walk. Is anybody else annoyed by the way Colton walks? If you don’t pay attention to things like that, start to, and then get back to me. Maybe I’m just whacko and people should start a blog about reality TV show bloggers and make fun of the way I make fun of people when I have no right to do it, myself. I think I’d actually like reading that. I can get into a blogging feud like Chris Brown gets into Twitter feuds with Pro Wrestlers. I’m taking Chris Brown in that fight. I saw that kids penis and I have to say, I don’t doubt he has special powers.
Reality tv has proven time and time again that when you put women in a group chaos ensues, which is of course why they do it over and over again. And like you I’m not saying all women would be unable to work as a group, but definitely the ones that want to be on reality tv.
I hate it when Survivor pits men against women. Women will lose everytime….their catty behavior will destroy any team that they try to develop. And you can’t go far if you can’t win a challenge! I think even Sabrina brought up at tribal council that women let things brew and men face conflict, argue and resolve it. It can’t be more true. And I’m a woman saying this…. I hope they drop the men vs. women thing and mix the groups before they merge into one group. That’s the only way any of those women stands a chance in getting to the final 3.
I agree Alisha cracked me up with that crazy girl crap. Hello Pot meet Kettle. I would hate to be put on the woman’s team and I am a woman. Colton is seriously annoying gay boy. I think he will blow this whole game. He definitely doesn’t have a survivor way of thinking.
I enjoy your rants, keep it up.