Ok, everyone, I’m sure you’ll happy as hell to have Survivor back in your lives, but I’m sure the REAL reason you’re glad it’s back is so you can feed my humongous ego by reading my blog and sending me all sorts of praises afterwards!! I wouldn’t be who I am without you, so I’m glad to do this for you…
We start off with Probst flying over the island in a helicopter explaining that the 18 idiots they’ve chosen to play this year don’t know what’s coming their way. Then, we get a quick glimpse into the inner most thoughts of said idiots on why they think they’re going to win the show. I guess one of them has to win and after looking back recently on the previous winners of the show, I have to say anyone can win this game. So, let’s do this.
First thing I’ll say is that I take back everything I said in my preview blog about Alicia being my crush of the season. She is being replaced by Kourtney, who after seeing in HD, I have to say has a very pretty face. I would have told my wife that I thought she was pretty because she made me think that is what my wife would look like with short hair and tattoos, but she told me I was nuts for thinking she was pretty, so I held off on being nice to her since she couldn’t be nice to me. Just goes to show you women that we always have good intentions with the things we say…and then you give us your snarky comeback before we even finish our thought and all is lost…for you!! I think Kourtney is going to “fit in” just fine in this blog, unlike her thoughts on where she fits in with the rest of the people.
Well, Colton is gay.
Tarzan got old.
And, Troyzan is a loser.
But, then I remembered Troyzan photographs half naked super models for a living and I gave him some credit. Not a lot, but enough to not be a loser. Maybe we can upgrade him to moron status.
In the past I’ve always been right with you on who the pretty girl of the season is, but this time I have to differ. Chelsea was already beautiful, but finding out she seems pretty capable in that kind of survival situation elevated her to the top for me. So far she is the one I’m rooting for, but who knows what will happen being that it is just the first episode.
Glad Survivor and your recaps are back!!!!
So who is your new crush this season since Kourtney went home? I thought she was pretty, too. Did your wife think you were crazy for saying she was pretty because of her tattoos? I noticed she had a bike for a tramp stamp. Kinda made me think of a guys ‘riding her like a bike’ if ya know what I mean..or maybe my mind is just in the gutter. Weird choice for a tramp stamp. It’s common knowledge that that’s what tattoos above the ass are called, right? I don’t want to offend anyone.
Ok, so, anyway… Matt the attorney and Michael the banker SUCK! I think they should both be punched in the face when woken up.
I laughed so hard when the women went and actually stole fire from the guys. Then they let it go out! When they showed the embers burning in it, I couldn’t believe they couldn’t get it restarted from that! I think the women may be in trouble……
I could not get past the first 15-20 minutes. Call me soft-hearted, but the whole chicken chasing scene made me sick to my stomach. And whichever woman that was who was swinging a chicken around as it squawked in terror … well, too much for me to watch. Plus, the attorney guys seems like such an arrogant arse. I am going to pass on this season of douchebags, I think.
I think I am going to have to go with Chelsea as my crush now. I don’t mind seeing Alicia in her underwear but I have soured on her.
And yes its called a tramp stamp and I dont care about her tattoos or where they are when the lights are off! 🙂
And i will also agree the women are in trouble and that the sceme with the chicken was pretty bad but you gotta eat, right?
I’m not sure if I will like this season because I do not like the idea of women/men tribes. Look, there’s plenty of reasons men need women, but in the game of Survivor, men are going to dominate A LOT more often than not, so I am not looking forward to the ladies having to go to tribal almost every week.
I don’t like that because you found the idol for the other tribe, you had to give it to someone on that tribe either. It was basically because Colton needed it so badly. Seems fishy to me…
So far, I like Chelsea. Most of the guys that are cute/younger are idiots, so not a fan!
OMG, very funny commentary Scott! I am new to this site but I have watched every survivor since the 1st one.
I really like your attitude regarding the show and the new cast of attention seeking, moronic, feeble minded, never been camping ever, almost too stupid to breath cast of players.
Game on.
I will have to say I am a hard-core Survivior fan….and Reality Steve fan so glad this blog is on here 🙂
To me, this was BY FAR the worse 1st episode EVER! The guys were total ASSES….and the girls….offering to pole dance for fire?! ugh!
I really hope it gets better…and the last time they did girls vs. boys the girld died a slow death and they had to merge much sooner- to keep them alive. Not sure why they are doing it again 🙂
thanks for the comedic relief from a pretty poor episode 🙂
Scott, I seriously laughed out loud for several minutes at the paragraph about Nina’s face.
Why is everyone feeling bad for Kourtney? She was an idiot!! How many times did Probst say.. Land on your back with your arms crossed over your chest?? At least 5! She landed on her butt and tried to stoopidely brace her fall with her hands. The result, broker wrist!
And the lady with the busted face couldn’t follow directions either. So, she took her own knee to the face!