Also, I’m not throwing any money in any fire at any point in my life. That may have been the dumbest wannabe-sounding-smart comment I’ve ever heard. I bet her uses the letter E as a replacement for the number 3 in his texts all the time. I can throw you and your character into a fire and you’d be gone, too, so what does that prove? If nobody sees me do it, my character stays intact. Hell, even if people do see me do it, what, now 3 or 4 people know I’m an a-hole murderer? I can live with a few people thinking about me that way as long as I have myself a million dollars to dry my cold-hearted tears.
Also, Edna, it definitely helped her future modeling career. Thanks for caring. With that, Mikayla was voted out. Apparently, she didn’t take a ride on The Hillbilly Porn ‘Stache! Oh well. I think she could be the one to take out Christine in a duel, so we’ll see what happens next week.
Lastly, I had a few readers (well, two, although I’m convinced it was the same person who just made up two different email accounts) tell me that I should incorporate a “Readers Email/Comment” section into my blog. So, I figured I’d try it out this week and see what kind of response I get and go from there. So, if you have a question you want answered (about Survivor or life, in general) or you want to make a comment about how you hate my guts, send me a quick email and I’ll post the best ones at the end of my next blog. If I don’t get any worthwhile, I’ll mention how sad my life is and that out of all my readers, I only got 2 emails and they weren’t even about my blog!
Ok, that’ll do it. Time for Round 2 at the Coffee pot.
Until next week.
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Scott Ottersen
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Love your blog Scott, you’re hilarious. I used to always look forward to Steve’s Bachelor/ette blogs and now I’m excited he’s expanded to include two more of my faves: Survivor and Amazing Race.
I have a question: why would anyone use an “E” to replace the number 3? I don’t get it.
Thanks for another entertaining entry, Scott.
Is there a place where you show the Spoliers for Survivor? Maybe you don’t know who makes it to the final three?? BTW – Love your column!!
To mpas, I’m an idiot and got it backwards…I meant to say people who use the number 3 to replace the letter e. God help me.
And deedee, you can email me and I will send you the list
Scott, I highly recommend you check out the photo of Elyse that TVGuide.com has on their article about her. If you like her in bikinis it should do it for you. I think we share similar tastes, cuz I was totally with you about Cassi on BB.
Hey Scott,
Maybe I am being forgetful, but why was Keith at redemption after being voted out? I thought those that were voted out after the merge just went “away”…sequestered and secret but not Redemption. I know those that make the jury go to the Ponderosa (which I love). Anyway, just curious why it showed him at Redemption after the vote…