Anyways, at Tribal Ozzy makes the great comment to Jeff that with the merge being so far away, the tribe needs to concentrate on staying strong. This is true, because what good is it going to do you to keep around weak competitors when they’re going to continue helping you lose competitions, therefore allowing the other tribe to go into the merge with numbers?
I did enjoy Jeff’s question, “Do you feel for Cochran?” Listen, the kid got into Harvard Law School. That school is the ranked 2nd best Law School in the nation. I don’t feel for him at all. The school I went to is ranked 87th. Feel for me, dammit.
One problem I have is when people talk about “knowing the game.” It’s Survivor. It’s not Chess. You can’t “know” the game. It changes every single season. Not just in the way it’s formatted, but in the way that every season is different because of the different intelligence levels of the participants, the different personalities matched up, the level of competition, etc. Everything involved with the “game” is subjective, so there is no way any one person can “know” the game more than the other. Sure, one person can be smarter and more athletic and more outdoors-y, but that doesn’t mean they know the game better. So, let’s get over the fact that The Coch has watched every season, written essays about the show, and has a buff collection he jerks off into each night.
I had to laugh at Ozzy’s “Coch-Train” vote. I think Cochran should have been voted out just for that alone. Good sh*t, Ozzy. He probably spent all day coming up with that seeing as how bored they are out there.
Anyways, devastation has hit my heart! My girl, Elyse, got voted out because Tag and Rachel are morons. Why vote for Dawn? What does that prove to anyone? It just proves to Jim and Dawn that they can’t trust you since you didn’t go along with their plan. It proves to Ozzy that he can’t trust you because you didn’t go with his plan. Why would you do something like that? If you wanted to look like an idiot, kudos, you accomplished that, but why not just go all out and write down “Jeff Probst” or “Frosty the Snowman.” Good God, I’ll just never get it. What makes it worse is that those two will probably make it far in the game. They won’t ever win, but they’ll be making it past the merge, for sure. That’s a sad story.
So, let’s all say one final goodbye to Elyse and her bikini. You will be missed. I know you still have a chance to stay in the game, and get back into the tribe (probably after the merge), but I don’t think you’re any match to be going on a string of victories at the duels. It was nice knowing you and you can respond to me on Twitter, if you like. I still don’t know why everyone I’ve “mentioned” on Twitter thinks they are too good to respond back to me. Don’t act like you don’t have time to do so when I see you responding to several other people. It’s ok, I see how it is…
With that, I’m out.
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Haha, Keith DOES look like Tag. Maybe they can in a future episode have him wear a red sweater and we can think he’s the father of Rachel’s baby 🙂
I don’t understand why they voted Elyse out. Fine if they wanted to split up Ozzy/Elyse, but why not just get rid of Ozzy? He wouldn’t have known it would be him, and left with the idol. He’s a much stronger player and more convincing than Elyse!
Again, they are a stupid tribe because Ozzy was right, you are never going to win comps if you keep getting rid of anyone who can help…I hate these people. It’s kinda like other times in the past, the tribe that doesn’t have the numbers at times can still end up in the final 3. That makes no sense to me. Whatever tribe has the numbers going into the merge should automatically be the final 5 or whatever it is. Why do you vote off people from your original tribe if you don’t like them? I would hang out with people I HATED for 39 days if it meant I have a chance to win a million dollars!!!
There are two spoiler lists out there right now… one is 100% right through last night and is posted on Reality TV Spoilers.net. They had the correct boot list for Heroes v. Villains and Samoa as well.
There have been very few, if any, times that I have not agreed with something that was written on this site. But this is the one time that I need to point out something that is not acurate. In reference to Coach praying for the idol while he already had it- Yes, it is in bad taste to do that- however, if you watch and listen closely Coach prays for favor and blessing and Brandon is the actual person that is praying that they find the idol. Granted, a lot was edited- so he may have actually said it, but he did not on the aired version.