I would like to start out this blog by saying “Wow.” I did not expect the kind of turnout I got in response for the spoiler list. I got over 200 emails in total from people asking for the list. I got at least 3 emails every day (the 3 being yesterday) this past week. I can now see what kind of a burden it is for Steve to hold onto this kind of information and to have people asking him for it. But, with that said, the list is ALREADY wrong! So, to whomever I sent it out to, you can now boot the boot list because, apparently, that person is an idiot. I find it funny that people are out there passing themselves off as someone “in the know” and then it turns out they don’t know sh*t. Why would someone publicize a list of people being kicked off a reality show only to be shown to be a complete ass and proven to be nothing but a bad guesser. Oh well, I did say it was a speculative list and the speculation is that the person who shared that information is an idiot. Only my speculation is true, they just turned out to be completely wrong. Therefore, I will not be sending out this list anymore since it’s most obviously wrong. Which is a good thing by the looks of the final 3 they had.
Ok, on to other Survivor “rumors” swirling around. Apparently, Whitney and Tag (my new name for Keith, because he SERIOUSLY looks like the actor who played Tag, Rachel’s old assistant/crush on the show “Friends.”) are an item. I’m sure a lot of you have already heard this, but if not, here it is. So, stay tuned to hear about how they’ve already broken up by the time the finale arrives.
Finally, we can get to the episode. We start the show off at Redemption Island where Mortician Hands tells Christine that Coach is running things and everyone else is all “Hunka-dory” with him being in charge. She is pissed off about everyone lying to her (again, these people need to realize what show they are on and lying is a PART OF THE GAME). With all her anger, she decides the best idea is to “spill the beans” at the duel and let the Savaii tribe know that Benjamin is in charge.
So, who had 5 minutes in the “How long before we see Brandon crying” pool? Jesus, this kid needs some help. He’s crying because Mikayla said he didn’t like that he was a Hantz. He’s telling us that he doesn’t let things get to him, but at the same time saying that it hurts when people say things and that they’re all just people and have feelings. I think the best way to show things don’t bother you is to cry about them. You have me fooled, Loco.
Survivor is getting right down to business tonight, giving us the Duel before the introductions and credits are barely through. Stacey tells Probst that she won’t call “Coach” by that name since his mother gave him the name Benjamin. She’s saying that it’s childish to call a grown man “Coach.” Uh, someone should tell her that it’s childish to act like a child and call someone by a name they don’t want to be called by, just to get under their skin. But, even with all that, she still zings out the comment of the night with Coach and his “Chuck E The Cheese jokes.” I was cracking up at that. First, I didn’t even know Chuck E Cheese was a national chain. I really just thought we had them here in Chicago, since there’s only like 2 of them around here. So, it was surprising to hear her even mention it, but to add the extra “The” in there made it priceless. Good stuff.
As an aside, I’d like to say that her rant proved that Coach is still Coach and that CBS is just choosing to edit him in a different manner this season in an apparent way to get us to be on his side. They need us to like him, so they are making him seem like he’s changed when he most likely hasn’t. When people are that kind of crazy, they really don’t un-crazy themselves, but CBS wanted us to believe Coach had changed. But, Mortician Hands’ comment about how Coach tells stupid stories every night just made it known that he’s still “out there,” telling stories about his wild adventures that never happened. I have no problem with that, because I tell stories to people I know I’ll never see again, so I’m fine with it, just thought it was worth mentioning.
Anyways, as soon as the instructions were rambled off, I knew Mortician Stick Hands was going home. A competition involving concentration and using your hands? For the same woman who wouldn’t use her hands to check for the idol and instead preferred the usage of a stick? Nope, she’s gone.
And, I was right. It took longer than I thought, but like genius Albert said, “it (was) only a matter of time.” Thanks Albert, of course it was only a matter of time, seeing as how it wasn’t going to go on forever. You should talk to The Coch about getting into Harvard.
Haha, Keith DOES look like Tag. Maybe they can in a future episode have him wear a red sweater and we can think he’s the father of Rachel’s baby 🙂
I don’t understand why they voted Elyse out. Fine if they wanted to split up Ozzy/Elyse, but why not just get rid of Ozzy? He wouldn’t have known it would be him, and left with the idol. He’s a much stronger player and more convincing than Elyse!
Again, they are a stupid tribe because Ozzy was right, you are never going to win comps if you keep getting rid of anyone who can help…I hate these people. It’s kinda like other times in the past, the tribe that doesn’t have the numbers at times can still end up in the final 3. That makes no sense to me. Whatever tribe has the numbers going into the merge should automatically be the final 5 or whatever it is. Why do you vote off people from your original tribe if you don’t like them? I would hang out with people I HATED for 39 days if it meant I have a chance to win a million dollars!!!
There are two spoiler lists out there right now… one is 100% right through last night and is posted on Reality TV Spoilers.net. They had the correct boot list for Heroes v. Villains and Samoa as well.
There have been very few, if any, times that I have not agreed with something that was written on this site. But this is the one time that I need to point out something that is not acurate. In reference to Coach praying for the idol while he already had it- Yes, it is in bad taste to do that- however, if you watch and listen closely Coach prays for favor and blessing and Brandon is the actual person that is praying that they find the idol. Granted, a lot was edited- so he may have actually said it, but he did not on the aired version.