So, with that said, the second-laziest person ended up winning. Christine beat out P. Bear by one bag. The score was tied 9-9 and P. Bear just held his bag in his hand and watched as Christine threw her bag onto the 10th barrel. The man deserved to go home. All that was missing was him skipping off into oblivion after he threw his buff in the flame.
Back at the Upolu beach, everyone (well, mostly just Mortician Stick Hands and Mikayla) talks about how annoying Edna is. Yeah, I can see that. She just rambles on and on, asking all kinds of questions and trying to make it seem like she’s interested in getting to know everything about you. I’m annoyed by people like that, so I can only imagine what a person like Edna would be like when stranded on an island with her with nowhere to go but right next to her. I’m waiting for Mikayla to show off some of her football skills, strip down into her bra and panties and tackle Edna when she’s holding a coconut. Look, she plays in the Lingerie Football League and posed for Playboy, let’s get this girl acclimated to her surroundings and get her doing what she knows best.
Back at Savaii, The Coch keeps talking about voting out Elyse. I’m not liking where this episode is going. I’m used to the pretty girls getting voted off early on Survivor, but let’s make this season an exception, ok Cochface. You already go to Harvard and have a lucrative life awaiting you. All I have is watching pretty girls on reality TV shows. Don’t take that away from me, you bastard.
After settling myself down, I caught my breath and opened my eyes enough to see the Immunity Challenge. Nothing extraordinary happened in this one other than finding out Keith is a weakling and was outdone by the rest of the guys. But, it came down to Dawn and Stacey. Looking at the two, you would figure Stacey would have the better odds, but after her display with the stick and the tree earlier this season, I’m just not sure what to expect from her anymore. Besides, she was using her ass to hold up the weight. I’ll leave that one alone. Like Sir Mix-a-Lot, I like big butts, so more power to her. But, in an event like this, I think you would have done better with your real pair of shoulders, not your waists version of shoulders. She ended up dropping the weight and Dawn and the Savaii tribe win, meaning Jim and his Coch can’t vote out Elyse! She stays on my TV screen, in her bikini, another week!
After the challenge, we head back with Upolu to their beach to watch the scrambling. Edna, being the smart girl she is (well, she did show up in a suit to Survivor, right?) went and talked to Mortician Hands about how the tribe seems to be thinking she’s the weakest player and might be thinking about voting her out. I didn’t understand this move whatsoever, because Edna knows that Stacey is the other person on the chopping block, so what would talking strategy with her do for you? You are just, basically, telling her to vote you out since you think the rest of the tribe is going to, anyways. I guess Hat Origami class didn’t teach you about strategizing.
I really enjoy reading your recaps – so I’m really happy you’ve chosen not to post spoilers… I would have to stop reading if that the case. Great job!
I didn’t like that challenge for immunity. I realize they’ve done it in the past, but I just really feel like only 3 people compete from each tribe in that one, so I didn’t like it.
I also didn’t understand why Christine and Papa Bear were so slow on the redemption challenge…people on these shows I tell ya!! 🙂
NO NO NO SPOILERS. I read spoilers one year for Survivor and hated it. So please, NO!!!
Russell reignited excitement into the game, that is what made him great. He came to PLAY the game, which is why I am still a fan. Brandon is Loco, fear in his eyes. Coach is likeable this season, his firt season he was Loco. Maybe you have to get used to it. Ozzy is like “peace out”, just on vacation. Whatever happened to him and Amanda?
You cracked me up. Keep it up.